thehazelverse

@julierei Yeah, she mentioned to me that he’s waiting in the middle of the 5 Freeway. Go investigate.

I actually hadn’t realized this until @clairebuch noticed “I’ve been noticing the way she responds to everyone is a little bit different, almost somewhat mirroring how we speak.”

Did some reviewing and she’s right, the mood seems to match the sender’s. I wrote mine while I was still at work so I was still in business-mode and hers was very much t…[Read more]

This is awesome!!! And I see real recruiting here! I know where you work and when Noah said “disrupt your co-workers”, you really did it!

@thegilded, please delete this first post attempt as it is evidence of me sucking and not licking like I prefer.

Thank you.

Now, now @russell. There’s nothing to be concerned about. Everyone wants a buddy! A companion is a friend and nothing bad can come of making new friends!

@bruinbown Only if I get to help on the actual creation of the film and not just the marketing for it #UnsatisfiedMovieAdvertiserProblems

I am not applying.

Why? If I had to choose between the two I’d take The System. Not sure if they’re putting us in buckets or not (maybe more to come?) But the last thing I need is more friends. I’d rather kick some ass.

Now the problem is I haven’t been picked for The System. But spots will open up…

Between this post, the lyrics, and the call…I wonder if this is about you @lilmsfancpants

Plot twist! Lia’s a homewrecker!!!

Beneath the bebop moon
I want to croon – with you
Beneath the Mambo Sun
I got to be the one – with you.
My life’s a shadowless horse
If I can’t get across – to you
In the alligator rain
My hearts all pain – for you.
Girl, you’re good
And I’ve got wild knees – for you
On a mountain range
I’m Dr. Strange – for you.
Upon a savage lake
Make no mistake…[Read more]

Alright gang, not to rain on our “new friend” parade, but been thinking about the possibilities of this given some things we already know.

We know we’re going to have our hearts broken. This is a recurring theme in early interviews regarding this experience. We also know that The System seems to have a way to control people into their ideal image…[Read more]

@daela I believe she said they’d been watching me for some time, and then she launched into a discussion of whether I was in love with someone right now, wasn’t very surprised that I said no, knew I would take this bait … It all felt like I reacted exactly as they thought I would.

Stacey was very animated and a pleasure to speak to, and @bcbish…[Read more]

Omg now THIS is ducking exciting!! 😱😱 question…how did you guys hear about this site? What did I miss? I was reading and came back and all of a sudden there’s a new site for robot friends (the movie HER comes to mind and that I am SO INTRIGUED!)

Got a response, too. Looks like I’ll be speaking with them tomorrow to set up my future BFF.

That’s simultaneously terrifying and exciting.

I emailed Stacey and just retrieved a response. She scheduled a call with me tomorrow at 1 pm. This is so exciting!

“Your new best friend is just a survey away.” Talk about managing expectations. How awesome would that be though…

Makes one question what a best friend is: One who always props you up? Or one who constantly questions and challenges you? One who keeps you out of jail or one who goes to jail with you?

I just received a phone call from Stacey.

She asked me if I was in love. And asked me how Annette (my wife) and I were doing?

She asked me if something was holding back from something I wanted and what that was. I told her honestly: Happiness.

She then told me about iConfidant and that they would be studying me to determine a “match” for…[Read more]

Repost to merge with topic.

Just got another call, different woman this time but she did refer to my last call from last week. Paraphrasing it went something like this:
W: “Hi Michael, we spoke to you last week and asked you some questions. Can I ask you a few more important questions?”
Me: “Yes.”
W: “Are you in Love?”
Me: “yes”
W: “w…[Read more]