Lia

Having your name in the mouths of the Investors is horrifying, @theladyj. In general, what did you talk about at registration? Did you mention your mad poster skillz?

Just out of curiosity, did the breathing and the laughing sound like they came from the same person?

Was the breathing like hyperventilating or creepy panting? I’m scared that one of your previous “damsels” is in danger.

@lazysmartperson How many of us are friends with Otis and talk to him on Facebook? If his account has been compromised… oh dear.

I think it was @kevin‘s quote. Credit where credit is due!

@bcbishop I also agree with you. #TeamNoah is not for everyone. But I have to ask, if not him, then who?

Macy and Kristen come to mind, of course. They’ve shown compassion and been seemingly honest with us thus far. Maybe a new, more “woke” version of Sarah?

And of course, we can’t…[Read more]

Listen, and I know this will be eyeroll-inducing coming from me, but we’re getting constant threats and warnings from everyone (except Otis I guess) but Noah is the ONLY guy crazy enough to tell us that he ACTUALLY wants to help us.

Can we ALWAYS believe him? No way. Should we blindly trust him? Probably not. But should we disregard him because…[Read more]

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@russell It IS interesting to compare this with the phone call Buz received from Sarah a while back. I wonder if Michelle saw how he reacted to her and wanted to try a similar tactic.

@addisonborn I think Michelle knows that most of us wouldn’t trust her any farther than we could throw her, but she still decided to reach to us through Buz. No masked goons, no lipstick, no jokes.

I don’t think she’s a damsel here at all though. I think this is her crossing over enemy lines with a peace offering. Or at least a heads up. Tension…[Read more]

Bummer, Andy. Not your fault though. We all would have posted about something like that. On to the next thing, right?

@thebuz This is bananas. Thank you.

So @thebuz Can we expect to see a screenshot of Michelle in your house?

Wow. Chapter one y’all.

@thebuz @lazysmartperson My office doesn’t even have sink. It’s an awful place really. But yeah, no cameras.

@addisonborn @111error He wasn’t there all day. I had gone to the bathroom (and had to walk through the lobby) like an hour before this happened and didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary. Maybe he was waiting until I left?

That’s a really cute picture, @meghanmayhem but I’m more of a raccoon person myself.

@brianamatopoeia because it’s a waiting room, he could technically have been there a long-ass time without anyone being concerned. But still. WHAT.

I was so excited to meet a new player! Boy, was I off.

This is so much weirder than when the phone was dropped off. Like, yes it’s normal business hours, so it’s easy to deduce that I’m here at work. But not that I would come out of my office at any particular time. He could have been waiting there SO long!

@bruinbown I’m switching to valium.