JoyceCarlberg

I think Joyce said it best in this post when she said “The resistance? The resistance to what? Having a good time? To fun?”. Never mind that she also threatened to curb stomp us if we misbehaved..

Is it possible we’re getting played by both sides right now? Can @joycecarlberg be the leader of The Resistance? They wouldn’t do that to us would they?

I think @joycecarlberg needs a vacation. Clearly she’s getting a bit worn down and exhausted by the job with The Investors.

@joycecarlberg Are we meant to be intimidated by your little rants? Nothing you say seems to be changing anyone’s minds – those who support you continue to do so, those on board with the resistance continue to see you as the ridiculous, ice cream addicted, all talk no trousers, organ grinder’s monkey that you are… *yawn*

@shankfx22 If that were the case, I assume Joyce is well aware that she’s as much a part of the data collection as we are.

Or as @shaun suggests @joycecarlberg‘s latest post is an act. Every time she posts she generates incredibly intense reactions. We’ve seen shock, anger, gloating, devotion, and even more. Almost as if each post is meant to…[Read more]

Have we ever seen @joycecarlberg worked up? I’m not believing this at all.

Side note: A full pint of Ben & Jerry’s is the only way to go.. otherwise you risk freezer burn the next time you remember it.

@kipsie, I waited to reply until I had sufficiently calmed down. You are all noted and accounted for. All.

Here’s a thought:
@joycecarlberg you are just as much a guinea pig for the OSDM to collect emotions as we are… Do you really think that they bestowed upon you the role of solely manipulating and retrieving emotions by getting us riled…[Read more]

@kipsie, I waited to reply until I had sufficiently calmed down. You are all noted and accounted for. All.

@joycecarlberg Angry? Short? All worked up?

That’s So NOT Joyce!

@joycecarlberg …I’m so disappointed. I was hoping to do something silly and ridiculous with you this Sunday morning. You know, two PR hacks throwing darts at the drywall and swapping talk of bangers and mash.

It’s not just @winstonsmith who’s still around here. We all are still kicking around with this…one way or another, @joycecarlberg‘s goal is to make sure we remain engaging with whatever experience the ODSM has in store for us. In that regard, she’s kind of already won.

For her to ‘lose’ would mean for there to be no activity here, no input…[Read more]

@winstonsmith yet here you are, present and engaged in the experience @joycecarlberg maintains for us. I wouldn’t call it failing in the slightest.

@joycecarlberg Oh yeah, was it a little something like this?

“Dear Diary, the Internet was so mean to me today! I acted like a perfectly snooty, entitled brat, and nobody liked it! Why can’t I make any friends? It feels like everyone is talking about me behind my back. I’m so worried that my boss is going to find out that I’m a fraud, and…[Read more]

The most dangerous mistake one can make is assuming that those you’re opposed to share your world view and goals.

@joycecarlberg shaking in her boots? If she sees The Resistance as the substantive threat it wants to be, then sure, I suppose that read holds. But on the other hand, if she’s just trying to do her job – keeping people engaged with…[Read more]

A shared thought:

I imagine @joycecarlberg is like Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter. All Chip, Chip, Cherrio and then carving shit into your hand.

@joycecarlberg Seems to be shaking in her boots a bit about this resistance and that phone… *triggered*… if you’re not intimidated by this “cult” then why do you care what they do and who they choose to join them? Hmmmmmm quite the lengthy post for such a silly Scooby Doo Mystery Team. I’d say it sounds like you know deep down they are much…[Read more]

@joycecarlberg, you are an evil Mary Poppins, but your sugar sweet threats are getting old and clearly not working? Maybe try something more original yourself?

Oh, @joycecarlberg you foolish thing.

You’d have better luck demanding compliance from a gust of wind than you would @kipsie. My girl would never turn on her people, nor does she respond positively to weak demands from someone clearly worried. She and I have been down this path before. Spoilers? It doesn’t work out well for you.

Oh, and fun…[Read more]

Oh, silly me… And here I was having a spot of bother during my Portland frolic when all this time it was our beloved @joycecarlberg having a chuckle.

All is well. Cause you know what we say around here: That’s so Joyce!

Well, now that I’m back in the City of Angels, maybe it’s time to reach out to some individuals and see just what the hell…[Read more]

@larry she definitely knows where the bodies are buried.

@prufrock5150 it’s hard to tell how much of the post was actually @joycecarlberg “it’s all about your outlook on life” may have been lifted from @larry. That’s what so fascinating about her post.. the majority is ‘nonsense’ when you realize the source material is the phone call with Larry.…[Read more]