Meghan Mayhem

my god.

Now, now @russell. There’s nothing to be concerned about. Everyone wants a buddy! A companion is a friend and nothing bad can come of making new friends!

@mikim @kipsie
As you are both painfully aware, anyone attempting to be my perfect match better have access to a couple spare livers.

Emailed and interested to see if they can do what okcupid, match, tinder, and hanging out in alleyways has failed to do.

I too got a short and not-so-sweet response from the info@noahsinclair.com account today, with the email header name as Macy Jones, but the snark of Sarah and no signature at the end.

@tyson

Fixed it for you.

Goddammit, I thought we’d all agreed not to use the D-word

@chloe Yuuup, She was a total ballbuster that called the shots. She also made up lies and discredited a dude who refused to bend to her will and had him eventually killed, and was all about getting rid of anyone who disagreed with her version of the world and how things should be. And then there was an aide of her husband’s who ran off with…[Read more]

Fun fact! The original Biblical ‘Jezebel’ was apparently a bitch tyrant that pissed people off so much, her servants threw her ass out a window. Later, dogs ate her body.

@pandace88 Yeah, I’m a big ol’ fan of the Rev as well. Good tastes!

@nothenrygale According to Wiki, it’s been covered A LOT over the last 60 years in a variety of styles and performers, including Desi Arnaz, Tom Jones, and Reverend Horton Heat

Holy shit @addisonborn. I just laughed so hard I scared birds on the street.

Somehow I’m both disgusted and aroused. Either way, my vote is yours for the taking.

@maddyxxx You clearly missed your calling as a poet.

“I don’t have any boundaries left. I’ve shown you that I can take down my own friends…and I will.” –@julierei

I mean, I admire your tenacity, but if you’re trying to be sneaky probably don’t broadcast that in a Periscope. Save that chatter for a particular set of eyes and ears. Isn’t that what got Macy in her pickle to begin with?

@nothenrygale mmm’YUP!

And of fucking course, Shadow Noa…I mean @thebuz as the graphic on the new Join Us page.

@addisonborn Dying. Dead. Deceased.