JoyceCarlberg

Honestly I’ve found @joycecarlberg to be the most entertaining and intriguing thing about Lust so far. That’s largely due to the fact that I see no point in either anoch or the resistance at this stage and history has warned me against taking a side. I have spent more than my fair share of time standing up and trying to prove myself to one side or…[Read more]

@shaun Now, you know perfectly well that a substantial number of pages in the Weekly contain ads for Gentlemen’s Clubs. I’m sure @joycecarlberg would be tons of fun at one of those.

She the fluffernutter. She’s the trickster. The distraction. Whatever you want to call it.

She’s the public face. That’s what matters to those of us in…[Read more]

Wary? Of @joycecarlberg? Don’t be ridiculous. She’s absolutely delightful. A trickster. Harmless.

I love how true this quote is: evil is often enticing and seemingly “sweet”. Fluff much? Is @joycecarlberg chocolate covered evil, with some sprinkled nuts on top? Or is she the real deal, and just so happens to be associated with evil?

Wait for real? @joycecarlberg is actually pulling the “It’s just a prank, bro” card?

For me what it boils down to is this… hopefully @joycecarlberg can see I don’t want to stand in her way, but I’d like to know how all these “pranks” or her tactics are going to further the cause of returning Anoch to the flesh.

So please, @joycecarlberg:

So it took @joycecarlberg approximately 8 hours to put a juvenile prank together? Yeah… I’m shaking in my boots… Nothing this woman says can be trusted, no matter how charming you guys find her accent or turn of phrase…

@joycecarlberg drinks people’s tears for breakfast every morning. These rants are helping my abs become more defined… so I guess I should say thank you?

“Fewer of them each day”… There she goes making her sugar sweet threats again. Passive aggressive much, @joycecarlberg??

I like @joycecarlberg.
Though slightly disappointed if she’s not actually into kidnapping.

I think, even if it’s a wild spin, that it’s A credit to the possible (promised?) ferocity behind the Joyce-machine.

Should she find you, and what could she do, with what powers that be? Our imaginations are probably leaps and bounds worse that what anyone is fully capable.

But, who knows, and that’s great.

But what else does @joycecarlberg…[Read more]

Whilst partaking of prosecco, bacon-wrapped dates stuffed with cheese, and some brillat savarin cheese at the local wine and tapes joint out here in Kamchatka, I received a No Caller ID. These have been somewhat disappointing of late, as the Santa Monica K-9 Police Association called me months ago to extract a pledge from me for their July K-9…[Read more]

TROLOLOLOLOL.

Hook.

Line.

Sinker.

Well played as always, @joycecarlberg.

How many times does this have to happen before people see the pattern?

@joycecarlberg is basically the boy who cried wolf.

I’m not entirely sure who that situation is worse for given who employs her…

Show us the YouTube video, @joycecarlberg. If that was something you ripped off the Internet, link it her. I’ll give you AND “Tom Barrow” a free dialect lesson if it’s real.

I’ll be honest. I love the way @joycecarlberg writes. It’s enthralling. I don’t know if I like anything else about her. But I’ll be damned if she isn’t intriguing.

To quote one of the greatest comedic minds of our time. “Are you having a laugh?”

Even if you don’t know who she was miss @joycecarlberg, the people you work for probably do. I can’t imagine the ODSM not having info on Jenna and what role she played in the events of last year. Not to mention she’s aligning herself with a group that one way or another is determined to make all of this-The Lust Experience-that much harder to…[Read more]

@kevin It makes me happy that @joycecarlberg gives you that much hope. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate the lady but it’s more of a “this person is great but they make my spidey sense go off the charts”. Yes, trusting the OSDM fully would be a naive move for anyone, however, if this phone call was in fact @joycecarlberg then she is doing some…[Read more]

Oh @shankfx22, the Carlberg way is definitely a thing.

Yes, yes it is.

From my own perspective, @joycecarlberg helped me lock in on some of what’s going on. She has been one of the only people we’ve encountered who hasn’t been completely obtuse. She told Bryan, Cristen, and I that she would provide answers and she did. I understand why people…[Read more]

@bcbishop
Damnit! Didn’t mean to tag your shadow… why is he even in here, nobody likes him geeeeeeez!

The one thing I CAN say about all of this is that I can understand and empathize with everyone’s reasoning behind their choice, as you said, it’s most likely derived from the heart, and maybe previous experiences. Perhaps this is the reason I…[Read more]