Chelsea

FRIED PICKLES

Hrm.. Drinks, maybe? More snacks? I’ll take care of the pizza and snacks!

So, how pissed would you all be if every single pizza was covered in pineapple?

Sarah Sinclair. Noah’s wife? Sister? Mother? No relation at all and these aren’t real names?

@mkarrett I received this exact email as well.

@coryphella HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN EVER.

@kasch I believe you should seriously consider changing your username to Mr. Smithers to show your dedication and commitment.

@mike You can’t possibly be surprised. You knew this was coming. We probably should have had a bet ring going for how long until someone called you a plant.

@electrichippo That was my thought too. I really think that’s a reference to her.

@electrichippo I definitely got a round of chills when I got to that line. Sure, Tom is a common name, but that just seems a little too coincidental. I think we should keep believing that nothing is random.

@thegilded Oh snap!

@bcbishop The Fisting Experience!

This is interesting…
“Fuck Tom and fuck his family. They are the ones who chose to put their stake in that weak little bitch, not you.”

@meghanmayhem We’re going to keep calling him Suit Guy though, right? For reasons?

What was the thing Michelle say at the end while holding the book of Anoch? Something about “…i honestly don’t know if a word of this is true, and I don’t care. it’s bait…” or something? I think Anoch is probably bait. How do you get people to blindly follow? Give them a god. People like gods and having something to worship.

Also Samson. No one actually saw Samson die after the stabbing.