The Premium Tier – $10,000 biannually

[TheController]

This layer will allow each participant to have full access to all events, up to and including exclusive details of events yet to come.

This also includes front of the of the line access to any event, informational updates and one-on-one access to all players.

You will also be allowed to ask any and all questions directly to a chosen representative who will offer guided assistance and, at times, suggest forum topics and questions that will raise your status in the eyes of your fellow participants.

*This tier does NOT include the ala carte tokens that will effect individual player narratives.

[Cara]

HA!

[Sean]

I literally cannot stop laughing in my office right now

[Lia]

“Ah yes, my financier here *gestures to 3 dogs stacked in a trench coat and a monocle* will gladly accept this tier.”

[Michael Rizzo]

l o l

[Anonymous]

I’M IN. ALREADY SOLD MY CAR AND A KIDNEY.

[Bryan Bishop]

Remy, I think I love you.

[Lukas L]

You know @thecontroller the money isnt a big deal. But what would be the benefit of access to all events for an out of towner… hmmmm shoot, im going to have to pass on this one… such a pitty though.

[Cara]

Where do I sign? (And also, humor like this is EXACTLY the way into my heart)

[Kyle Bown]

I hope there’s a higher tier. This isn’t nearly enough.

[Jackie]

Will you accept Gold Ingots as payment.

[Andrew Kasch]

*gets out checkbook*

Wait, why are you all laughing?

[Briana]

Will said chosen representative mix me a fancy cocktail once a month? Or can one be available to?

[Jackie]

Will there also be cheese on street corners. Advise.

[Chloe]

Well uh…*checks pockets*. I have some pocket lint and a quarter here…

[Gary Price]

Only the affluent move forward

[Andrew K]

“….raise your status in the eyes of your fellow participants.”

Money = Status

Typical investor talk.

Good luck getting anyone to actually pay that much money.

• This reply was modified 7 years, 4 months ago by Andrew K.

[Meghan Mayhem]

I’ll stick to the bottom tier, engaging like a sane human and not a dripping sponge of needs.

Also hi Remy! Good to hear from you again. I think we got on well at registration and saw rather eye to eye on some things.

Careful though, greed is a sin.

[Chris]

“I give in and hand her the money. ‘Thank you, thank you,’ Stephanie responds as she hands me my shirt. She then announces to the room, ‘We sold a shirt!!’ A sarcastic ‘yay’ is heard from one of the men and Nicole responds with a genuine: ‘Wonderful!'”

[David R.]

This is actually the lowest tier. They go up to Mega Premium, Ultra Premium, Mega-Ultra, Gigantomania, etc.

[Sean]

Just saw:

one-on-one access to all players.

“Sorry nerds, this jackoff spent ten grand so now you have to let him into your house and dick around for a little bit. Enjoy Lust!”

[Melissa]

0__________0

[Hannah Schenck]

My checks are covered with kittens I hope that’s okay… and I’ll make it $10,001, because I believe in you a little extra ?

[Cristen]

“Those who are wealthy enough…worthy enough.” Damn, they told us MONTHS ago!

[KINGKILL33]

Well that’s a big FUCK YOU to all of us. Fucking greedy Remi, fuck off with that amount!

[Brian E]

Hi @thecontroller,
This is my response, and in all seriousness. I’m happy with the “free plan” I’m on it’s worked out well for me thus far, and I plan to stick around for the free plan as long as it’s offered and interesting to my needs. I don’t feel I’ve missed out, and happy with most of my interactions, the interactions I’m not happy with, honestly helped me grow as a person and were valuable lessons on how to do it better.

I’ve always been forthcoming with my information, and responded and happy with my choices.

#Neversilent

I’m looking forward to the future to see wherever this leads us all.

[Antigonos]

What if we only have $9,999?

[Carl Webb]

I can never remember — is biannual twice a year, or once every two? Because $5,000/year is clearly good value for money, but $20,000 is getting a little pricey unless it includes a couple of a la carte tokens.

[Anonymous]

@llamawithhat It’s twice a year.

[Sharon P]

Remy, after meeting you and chatting for awhile, this does not surprise me one bit. You are a one classy man. Unfortunately, cost of living and all, this might be a bit more than most of us can afford at the moment.

[Taylor Winters]

Thanks for the quote, @macbethinabathtub! Now where do I sign up?

[Anonymous]

Do you accept souls in lieu of the fee?

[Lawrence Meyers]

I am launching THE LUSTY EXPERIENCE.

Premium tier for only $2,000 biannually.

Includes lap dances with handlers.

[Tiffany]

You guys are fucking hilarious. Seriously. God you must be laughing so damn hard over there..

[Brad Ruwe]

*slow clap*

Absolutely well played troll.

[Andrew K]

Do I have the option of sending a check with the amount of “fuck you” written on it?

What tier will that get me?

[Megan]

Really?!

You know there are groups out there that will design completely custom-made experiences for one person that start at $10,000?

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