Suck it Addison and Buz (just kidding)

This topic has 54 replies, 15 voices, and was last updated 7 years, 7 months ago by Anonymous.

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    • #7579
       Anonymous
      Inactive
    • #7655
       Sage
      Participant

      @tyson, lol!! Robot Tyson.

    • #7682
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      I took a brave stance today. I sent in an email basically stating I could be the poster boy for the amount of change the system can offer. Did subway go with the chubby guy who lost 10 pounds? No. They went with the man who could show the public the most change. Subway picked the morbidly obese man that lost extreme weight. I said that although I may be VP in a business my father created, and one day own it, I want more. I may be financially successful, but I assured her that I’m the biggest loser inside. The system can work me to work for them… because if they even make me a little bit of a winner like they claim they can that it’d be such a dramatic change it would make great PR. I stated I want true happiness and I am ready to accept the offer of help if given chance. I feel so vulnerable posting this to the forum….

    • #7684
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      The subway guy ended up diddling kids though.

    • #7685
       Megan
      Participant

      Comparing yourself to the subway guy IS a brave stance.

    • #7686
       Brian E
      Participant

      SMH, you had to add that guy and add “real life politics into this” @tyson

      Sigh,

    • #7687
       Candace
      Participant

      Lol @tyson I see your point. Good luck! Way to go for what you want!

    • #7688
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      The example I used in the email was that weight watchers doesn’t advertise with the chubby dude that lost 10 pounds. They pick the morbidly obese one that had the most to change.

      Also, he may diddle the kiddies… but Jared is also a very fine jeweler. Same guy, right?

    • #7690
       Nosnevets
      Participant

      Jewlers do have quite the knack for fitting things into small holes…

      Too soon?
      Too gross?

    • #7691
       Melissa
      Participant

      @nosnevets full stop, don’t wreck your image dude. lol

      • This reply was modified 7 years, 7 months ago by Melissa.
    • #7693
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      Jesus Christ, @nosnevets.

    • #7695
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      Hey, I’ll state with pride I’m the biggest loser inside that’s on this forum. Is that just in game? I dunno…

      But if the system can change me into the tiniest amount of winner my “before/after” will dramatically outshine someone already having “good looks” like @thebuz or someone as clever as @addisonborn. Do you guys really think youll benefit from the changes the system can offer or do you already have such winner quality in yourself before?

    • #7698
       Addison
      Participant

      @tyson are you saying i don’t have good looks.

    • #7700
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      @tyson And why can’t I be both good looking and clever?

      (Also you make a fine point.)

    • #7701
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      @addisonborn I was stating what I saw showcased. You were barely in it, but it was clever. I’m trying to give a compliment on your showcased talent. You do have a beautiful mayne, man.

    • #7702
       Cristen
      Participant

      @thebuz he put “good looks” in quotes though. ☕️?

    • #7703
       Addison
      Participant

      @tyson I’ll remember this.

    • #7704
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      @thebuz I’m just glad you put cinematography on the back burner so us just as talented but less handsome guys can get some chances. XD. I say that in a jokingly playful way. You know im a fan of your work. It appears @russell is also a very fine editor, im just finding out….

    • #7705
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      @tyson I know man, just busting your balls.

      Maybe Addison and I complete each other? Perhaps this is the team up the OSDM has been waiting for?

    • #7706
       Sean
      Moderator

      @thebuz I THOUGHT I WAS THE SECOND DAD. YOU UNFAITHFUL BITCH. FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOMEWRECKER @addisonborn

    • #7707
       Megan
      Participant

      I thought Sean was First Dad.

    • #7708
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      You both are incredibly beautiful bros, with bronameth levels of clever and great hair and god darnit so many great qualities like everyone on here… bronamic bro hug for my bros?!

    • #7709
       Sean
      Moderator

      @coryphella there is no first or second. No beginning, no end.

      Only dad.

    • #7710
       Megan
      Participant

      @thegilded I don’t know that you want me to use my Adobe skills to create the image that just came into my mind of you and @thebuz.

    • #7711
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      @thebuz @addisonborn @thegilded you all are great. Stop it.

      Also, lets change the tone to something funny? Here’s a joke…

      Sisyphus and Noah Sinclair walk into a bar. Noah asks “Hey Sisyphus, what would you like to drink?”

      Sisyphus replies “anything but a ROLLING ROCK!”

      Get it? A rolling rock!
      …….
      Ok I’ll see myself out.

    • #7712
       Addison
      Participant

      Whoa whoa whoa. I don’t want to get in between my two favorite dads.

    • #7714
       Jackie
      Participant

      #DadsnotDaddies

    • #7715
       Meghan Mayhem
      Participant

      Goddammit, I thought we’d all agreed not to use the D-word

    • #7716
       Kimberly Stewart
      Participant

      @thebuz & @thegilded: Not my dads. No, never. More like my high spirited and resourceful grown children. Most parents say they don’t have a favorite. I’m not like most parents.

    • #7717
       Sean
      Moderator

      @electrichippo – I’ll take it.

      You and @meghanmayhem are still grounded, though.

    • #7718
       Megan
      Participant

      Well I mean if we’re going to get TECHNICAL, unless @thebuz and @thegilded are going to point out the structural faults in every building we walk into, explain to me how the managers of restaurants are violating fire codes, ruin movies by telling me how the main characters would never survive the prison escape because engineering and science, and then tell me that I wasn’t depressed and couldn’t have another cat…they aren’t my dads either.

      ETA: Oh and also lecture me on how stupid I am for handing over all my personal info to “strangers” in Tension in the first place.

      • This reply was modified 7 years, 7 months ago by Megan.
    • #7721
       Kimberly Stewart
      Participant

      Nice try @thegilded. If you need me I’ll be out playing in traffic.

    • #7722
       Jackie
      Participant
    • #7724
       Anonymous
      Inactive
    • #7726
       Sean
      Moderator

      @theladyj – I have two?! I have so many people to thank. I mean I didn’t expect to win so I didn’t prepare a speech or anything…

    • #7728
       Jackie
      Participant

      @thegilded
      I’ve been doing this about, 12 days and I’m up to 20!!! posters!

    • #7729
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      @thebuz and I have the same glory of saying “Ha! You’ve seen me in my knickers.” to all of you.

    • #7731
       Meghan Mayhem
      Participant

      @tyson

      Fixed it for you.

    • #7732
       Addison
      Participant

      @meghanmayhem can we please leave the pupper out of this.

    • #7735
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      Not my puppy Mojo too! Come on… I’m still pondering if you’re trying to say I’m “flaming”…. or if you just want to set me on fire. Either way, touche @meghanmayhem. The laugh you instilled in me is genuine based on the amount of spit that flew onto my keyboard upon seeing this. Belly laughs for sure.

    • #7738
       Cristen
      Participant

      ??

    • #7743
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      Lets make sure this all stays in good fun folks. I can sense it starting to border on mean spirited.

      • #7752
         Anonymous
        Inactive

        @thebuz I appreciate the modding, modder. As long as it stays light in humor and doesn’t involve personal attacks it’s just in good fun. If I didn’t have thick skin I don’t think I could have called myself “the biggest loser inside on the forums”. Although Meghan catching my dog on fire… #shotsfired. Wait until PETA gets a hold of this… ; ). Luckily I am totally cool and intrigued with/by fire. So, if I die in a fire at least it’s probably the most entrancing, fascinatingly beautiful way I could go. 🙂

    • #7746
       Jackie
      Participant

      @tyson <3 Positive vibes my friend! look a puppercorn!

      Ya’ll tame the wildness of your hearts.

    • #7747
       KINGKILL33
      Participant

      This is all in good fun @thebuz and I’m sure if @tyson thought it wasn’t he would change his tone. We’re all adults here having fun, you can put your concerns to bed until real shit starts happening. Until then, suck it Buz! ?

    • #7748
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      Here’s one featuring our favorite PUA…

      View post on imgur.com

    • #7751
       Addison
      Participant

      Noah takes what’s his

    • #7753
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      @addisonborn I hope you see the hilarity that Noah would take what’s his, being my dog. Whom happens to be named Mojo. NOAH STOLE MY MOJO

    • #7754
       Sage
      Participant

      @tyson, you ARE brave. Good for you, putting yourself out there and taking a different approach. I totally get it.

    • #7757
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      @sfire8 There is a fine line between bravery and blind stupidity. LOL! Thank you though. I’m glad SOMEONE understands. 🙂

    • #7768
       Jackie
      Participant

      @addisonborn, ROFL!!! Noah’s true motivation, puppers.

    • #7771
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      Noah Sinclair is trying to take my Mojo.

    • #7777
       Jackie
      Participant

      @tyson

      Protect the pupper!

    • #7778
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      @theladyj ROFL! Yesssss. I made the cut into the posters! I am no longer a bench warmer. Thanks, coach! LOL These things always crack me up. Now I have my own! Thank you!

    • #7801
       Anonymous
      Inactive

      For the record, when I get the chance to host stand up comedy shows… I am capable of cleaning up well.

      Here is evidence from Feb 2016. So, here’s to me trying to up your good looks @thebuz @addisonborn

      In the words of Sean Michaels – SUCK IT!

      View post on imgur.com

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