Melissa

@coryphella

CH = Cody Haller?

What the ever loving fuck happened!!?

Well, if Macy gives me a call I’ll just straight up ask her what she’s been up to. If she was in fact the driver for Sarah then Macy has an ass ton to explain.

@nking I’m sorry I can’t make it tonight. 🙁 I will miss seeing your face but hopefully we’ll see you back in LA for a visit sometime. 🙂 Till then dude, good luck and enjoy Portland, I heard the dream of the 90’s is alive in Portland.

Good luck @mistere

Hm….it’s a stretch but…
yang as to yin
@wanda102 he as to she
@chloe conical taper that points the right as to…conical taper that points to the left…
@meghanmayhem “to relax” as to “be intense”

Maybe iConfidant is really pairing us up with someone who compliments us.

And now I can’t get this out of my head

Since my confidant won’t give his/her name I finally to give it a nickname after the number that was assigned to my e-mail, 7993. I simply did a ctrl+F in here found the symbol that corresponds to U+7993 and it’s this:

禓

I copied/paste the symbol to a google translate app and it’s….wait for it….

Yang.

I did a like squee because t…[Read more]

Now I got some money but a couple more worries than I’d like. Aint life suppose to get a little easier at my age?

DO I HAVE TO CUT A BITCH?!

That sucks your friend did that to you but it’s not your fault. Your friend could use a healthy dose of the helmet. :-/

“For You”. You know, with so many people getting mysterious phone calls and visitations yesterday after poking the bear I wonder if Otis is actually more than he lets on to be. That or he’s a “silly motherfucker” like us and signed up for Lust? 🙁

#preparingmyheart

The ” @thegilded ”

-Pint of beer for every 5 squats
-Drink until you start talking about the time when you were an Apost-swoles of the Big-inning

<3

-“The Kristin”:

1 1/2 ounces Double Espresso Vodka (go for the Van Gogh, it’s my fav)
Chai Tea concentrate
Milk of your choice

Serve in an adorbs cup, garnish with a cinnamon stick. Preferably consumed as soon as possible in a locked and darkened room with the main power off.

Sip and know they’re always watching you.

Several are including myself, @waytogokody

Reminder: trivia night tonight!