Meghan Mayhem

Don’t let the scare tactics of a couple of well-dressed goons get to you. Scary voices hide trembling hands.
They’re threatening us because they’re afraid of something themselves.
Stay strong and keep your eyes open, dolls.

#SystemTrojan

@lilmsfancpants Described her guy as an “early 30’s clean cut average looking nondescript white guy in a suit”

Could this be the same guy?

How the fuck did they even get in your apartment building? Sneaky little fuckers.
I suppose neighbors don’t mind holding the door for nicely dressed white men.

We’ve all noticed the fact that sinclair_Inc is always watching our periscopes and now they’re making sure we damn well know it.

As I said before, you may be watching us but we’ve got our eyes on you too.

Found a new forum avatar for you, @lilmsfancpants NO REASON.

God that’s rad. And creepy. And rad.

But just remember my dear girl, we’re always watching too.

4. The iConfidant – A super fruity blended drink with a cherry and umbrella that takes forever for the bartender to make and gives you the worst hangover of your life
5. The Father Sinclair – A shot of Frenet. Drink it. Drink it now. Now say you like it.

@lilmsfancpants Baby, I was born this way.

@lilmsfancpants I think you’ve been FAR too passive. Kick open that door like “WHERE’S MY BEST FRIEND, BITCH?”

@nothenrygale As far as I am aware, no we have not heard anything on that Mother’s Day driving gig Otis supposedly had. Quite strange, I’d say.

@chelsea Remember me from what? Whatever do you mean? This is the first time I’ve met him 😉

Otis mentioned that the job tomorrow was “possibly the same guy as before. Not sure. Could be him, could be his friends” but he said the guy who hired him before was “Quite a wild guy. Very intense. Dark about everything. Very secretive. It was something.” When asked if he enjoyed the previous job he said “it was an adventure!” With a smile.

So the people that were initially contacted… @111error, @kasch, @coryphella, and @kingkill33, I believe are definitely targets for iC.
Why that is is up for debate, but there’s something in particular. Morgan and Kasch have seen it happen already to some degree, so I’d imagine there’s something sinister on the books for Megan and Mike as well…[Read more]

@mike
morgansorgans.com is taken, but morganborgan.com is not.

I think that’s a pretty clear sign of what the universe wants.

“Are you a cop robot? You have to tell me if you’re a cop robot.”

Also fuck that dude for being an IT guy who uses “your” incorrectly