JoyceCarlberg

Instant message dear @nothenrygale. 😉

Fingers crossed!

Well, well, well, it now seems that our data was off for a reason wasn’t it?

Congratulations to the “resistance”! You all seem to be able to be able to MATH very well! How exciting! Burn us to the ground or surprise us with daily word scrambles? Your secrets will not keep us from any of your hidden corners.

As previously stated, you are ALL…[Read more]

@kipsie, I waited to reply until I had sufficiently calmed down. You are all noted and accounted for. All.

Oh, how absolutely lovely, your little gang of misfits now has a burner cell phone. Where have I heard that before? I just can not seem to remember. What is next dear?  A clandestine meeting? Oh yes, I guess that is how you got the phone in the first place isn’t it love?  How delightfully original! I can completely see why you would be so absol…[Read more]

Oh, how absolutely lovely, your little gang of misfits now has a burner cell phone. Where have I heard that before? I just can not seem to remember. What is next dear?  A clandestine meeting? Oh yes, I guess that is how you got the phone in the first place isn’t it love?  How delightfully original! I can completely see why you would be so absol…[Read more]

Indeed I did, please check your messages @kasch both voice and, in the near future, email.

Worry not @meghanmayhem, I assure you that you and your associates shall enjoy my gift as well!

In fact, I believe you will soon understand that finding just the right thing can take a little time.

Tea and Crumpets, Tea and Crumpets.…[Read more]

Sometimes a fluffernutter is just a fluffernutter.

I don’t know what inconsistencies you could possibly be speaking of @shankfx22. Perhaps I may hug those who would enjoy a deep, long hug that is held for a moment or two and perhaps I tease my touch for those that would enjoy that just as much, but I just wanted to let you, @shankfx22, personally know that I am so glad that you shared this as I…[Read more]

@thebuz

Okay, deep breath, here we are then.

Yes, I personally reached out to your terrible cell service in the middle of cowboy town during my busy night no less than three times for mere grins and giggles. Please see previous message.

I swear if it is not presented with the vulgarity of a sledge hammer between the eyes it seems lost…[Read more]

@thebuz

Okay, deep breath, here we are then.

Yes, I personally reached out to your terrible cell service in the middle of cowboy town during my busy night no less than three times for mere grins and giggles. Please see previous message.

I swear if it is not presented with the vulgarity of a sledge hammer between the eyes it seems lost…[Read more]

Oh my goodness! I think it’s high time we take this horse behind the stable and put it out of its misery don’t you?

The key to the grand puzzle is that you must take all three pieces of paper, ingest them, wait exactly one hour and then drive to your nearest emergency room and complain of an ailment where they will eventually give you an…[Read more]