Batsh*t Theory Thread

[Melissa]

If there’s already a batshit crazy thread (we had one last year so sure–why not) please by all means @thegilded merge away!

Here goes–brace yourselves guys @larry asked me to post this.

Okay…
(cue South Park Insheeption “music” here)

Joyce’s beating started on 9/1/17–refer to her Q&A video on FB on that date
Joyce was last seen, dead, by @chelsea on 9/11/17

Now if we take
9/1/17 &
9/11/17

The 9 and 17 cancel out

What’s left?
1
11

Morgan loves 111. In fact he is @111error

AND

@mike birthday just so happens to be

9/17

It’s all just a Morgan and Mike conspiracy.

[Chelsea]

L O FUCKING L.

[Mike]

[Sean]

I ain’t merging this. I ain’t touching this.

[Russell]

It’s all so clear now…

[Lawrence Meyers]

(@mkarrett ran this past me. I told her to post it. She will either be regarded as bat-shit crazy like we all are, or hailed as a genius if it comes to pass)

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