7/5 – Call/Gift from Joyce

Sounds to me like Joyce heard you got a call from Jenna and she’s doing her PR job of distraction and diversion

Hopefully Jenna is still fully intact and your surprise isn’t one of her appendages 😉 Always living in a horror movie world, but in all seriousness I am anxious to see what the surprise is. I wouldn’t be shocked if it was something to entice you towards @joycecarlberg and away from Jenna.

Whew… finally caught up. I was starting to wonder where @joycecarlberg went. She hasn’t posted on the forums in almost 3 days, and those two posts were links to @meghanmayhem’s Periscope.

Was starting to worry about her. Can’t wait to see what she sends you!

• This reply was modified 7 years, 7 months ago by Kyle Bown.

@bruinbown FYI Joyce’s posts were edited during a Resistance hack… She didn’t actually post links to Meghan’s periscope. “Tea and crumpets” – this still makes me giggle…

Thanks @blondie. So she’s been MIA here for five days or so now?

@kasch What could Joyce possible do in a few hours wrt your present? Is she going to mail it to you?

@bruinbown After all the stuff the Resistance pulled, I wouldn’t be surprised if they found a way to lockeJoyce out of her account, hence her silence.

Always trust your gut instinct @kasch. As Fluff once said:

He said don’t be fooled by how sweet something like this dessert is. He spoke about toxins and poisons and how while both dishes in front of us were “food,” some things will give you nutrients while some things that may appear to be better because they’re sweeter are actually killing you. He said not to be fooled by the bells and whistles of the sweet treat, it’s poison.

@joycecarlberg referred to us as “food” and I wonder if she included herself in that analogy. Don’t be fooled by things that are sweet, especially if they seem too good to be true 😉

Patience, @kasch. Rendering JibJab videos takes time. Can’t wait to see you as a dancing elf, though…

Well, I’m sure it does take a while to get the programming going for the whole real-time face capture thing. They need to blackmail you somehow.

Poison sometimes tastes like sugar. Be careful!

Man, @joycecarlberg needs a new computer if this video facial reconstruction render is taking this long.

Seriously @joycecarlberg? You entice @kasch with something and say “Give me a few hours” and now 9 hours later you’re still MIA? Talk about lack of follow through.

I respect your bluntness, so why are you stringing our buddy along?

Worry not @meghanmayhem, I assure you that you and your associates shall enjoy my gift as well!

In fact, I believe you will soon understand that finding just the right thing can take a little time.

Worry not @meghanmayhem, I assure you that you and your associates shall enjoy my gift as well!

In fact, I believe you will soon understand that finding just the right thing can take a little time.

That…sounds like some dark, head in a box, kinda thing. Eeee.

Indeed I did, please check your messages @kasch both voice and, in the near future, email.

@joycecarlberg is most likely into some dark stuff so @kasch what’s in the digital box!?

In fact, I believe you will soon understand that finding just the right thing can take a little time.

Nothing like a sinister @joycecarlberg-ism to spice up a night!

@kasch what did the voicemail say? anything interesting?

Where’s your present @joycecarlberg?

I’m very disappointed…

And it doesn’t take much to please me… maybe a shot or two of your penis? I’d be good for a while.

*sigh*

@joycecarlberg Better hurry before we get more dick pic requests.

I am starting to dig @joycecarlberg

(mistake, moved to correct thread)

@macbethinabathtub I’d say it’s kinda like watching a mob boss shoot the delivery guy standing next to you, in order for you to understand what he has no problem doing. To send an aggressive message.