Cristen

@summoningdark my dream is that we get on the call and it’s just a chorus of “have you tried turning it off and on again?”

@brianamatopoeia Queeeeeeen.

Per Stacey’s response email asking if we can do a call tomorrow it does appear like she’s setting up conference calls between multiple participants. Just to add a wrinkle. 💋

Shonda Rimes like the lady from Scandal?

@nothenrygale uhm no I made like twenty.

@meghanmayhem 11/10 would hang out in alleyway with.

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@genghistwan that started out strong and turned into a masterpiece.

@thebuz he put “good looks” in quotes though. ☕️🐸

As amusing as everyone’s work is, I’ve got a question you all should be asking: What are you applying FOR? I’ve seen some impressive submissions, but you’re shouting into an empty room. Look, I can use Microsoft office suite with the best of them, but it’s for plebs. Email etiquette just amounts to not accidentally sending nudes. And I’m a…[Read more]

@theladyj you honor me, madam. 😈

@mkarrett I’m a fan, and I love this quote. And if any of us are at all that innocent, I think we’re in the wrong place.

This is one of those quotes people will pretend to disagree with while silently mouthing “yes.”