Jackie

Sigh. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

Chunky Monkey Saga, day 2: Joyce isn’t monkeying around.

@111error

Chunky Monkey sucks.

This guy gets it. THIS.GUY.GETS.IT.

@shankfx22

I WILL have order!
Direct quote from the Umbridge herself 😉
That’s so Joyce!

Girl, it’s about to get some expecto patronum up in here.

A shared thought:

I imagine @joycecarlberg is like Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter. All Chip, Chip, Cherrio and then carving shit into your hand.

Okay, I am going to stop while I might still be a little ahead and go ahead and offer you a choice @kipsie. You can bandwagon with your Scooby Doo Mystery Team that appears to ape the conventions we have all seen before OR.
You can give me that phone and I promise, I will make it worth your while.
You have one hour or until I get through this…

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Fuck yer cult.

I’m feeling like this more and more.

I think, even if it’s a wild spin, that it’s A credit to the possible (promised?) ferocity behind the Joyce-machine.

Should she find you, and what could she do, with what powers that be? Our imaginations are probably leaps and bounds worse that what anyone is fully capable.

But, who knows, and that’s great.

But what else does @joycecarlberg…[Read more]

“You and your old friend.” And Jenna had just happened to contact today also, worried about being traced. Coincidence?
But dang, Jenna (maybe?) takes the risk and comes out of hiding, come out from being underground, just for them to bury her again?
Whatever has happened, clearly such a huge, possibly violent act, must have had the opposition…[Read more]

@kasch what did the voicemail say? anything interesting?

Worry not @meghanmayhem, I assure you that you and your associates shall enjoy my gift as well!

In fact, I believe you will soon understand that finding just the right thing can take a little time.

That…sounds like some dark, head in a box, kinda thing. Eeee.

But if you want to play in the majors, you have to join a team or you’re just stuck playing pickup games on the farm league.
This is a sports metaphor, right?
Those, like jokes, are things I don’t get.
However I’m pretty sure I disagree entirely with this statement.

@coryphella, you’re a treasure. <3

Poison sometimes tastes like sugar. Be careful!

If tactics work, everyone for good and evil, is going to use them from the Salvation army to Exon. Mystery, intruige, a sense of urgency…
I wouldn’t be surprised if both (All three?) Entities start a very close mimic of one another. Regardless, everyone involved seems very good at disruption tactics.

If we never know which way is up, we can…[Read more]

Further elaboration, on the equinox.

So March 20th is Equinox, Solstice is June 20th that’s about 92 days. Abouts half of that is May 6th-26th area. Very equal feeling. I dunno. I like it.

Oath of the Equinox! That has to be the ritual Andy found/was led to!

I knew it sounded familiar or felt recent. Andy found that ritual with the blow up doll and the candles on May 26th. I googled the spring Equinox this year: “Spring Equinox 2017 in Northern Hemisphere was at 3:28 AM on Monday, March 20. All times are in Pacific Time.”

The…[Read more]

Oath of the Equinox! That has to be the ritual Andy found/was led to!

I knew it sounded familiar or felt recent. Andy found that ritual with the blow up doll and the candles on May 26th. I googled the spring Equinox this year: “Spring Equinox 2017 in Northern Hemisphere was at 3:28 AM on Monday, March 20. All times are in Pacific Time.”

The…[Read more]

Some new moon stuff for July:
“The Full Moon for July’s 2017 will be on the morning on July 9th in the United States and Europe later in the afternoon. The New Moon falls on July 23th.

For many American Indian tribes July’s Full Moon is commonly known as the Full Buck Moon because it’s the time of year the Buck Deer start to grow there new…[Read more]

Many thanks kind lady. <3
@daela

Oath of Equinox? New Moon Phase promises? Losing money?! Art vs product!? Yessssssss. Who’s kern? WHAT MUSIC VIDEO! (Staring Nicole?)

REBRANDING.

thoughts? @joycecarlberg