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monkeymuffin333 posted an update 7 years, 7 months ago
Yesterday, while I was driving a hawk dropped out of the sky in front of my car and hurriedly ascended as I swerved slightly. Before I could register what was going on, I heard a thunk as a possum carcass bounced off of my hood and back onto the pavement. It’s feral face burned itself into my brain for a split second before it’s trajectory pulled it from view. As the sounds, “Wha fuuuuuu…?!” involuntarily erupted from my mouth, my brain thought, “This is surely an omen.”
Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us as the sky filled with huge bats and manta rays swooping and screeching diving around the car. I heard a voice screaming, “Holy Jesus what are these god damned animals?!”