Melissa

Getting some popcorn 🍿

That’s a lengthy conversation, nice! 🙂

For the record @rizzzoooooo has the best periscopes ever.

@mkarrett

Be warned, I also do unboxing Periscopes from various subscriptions and nerd the hell out.

@kasch good point!

Ya, whoever did this just took a name that sounds fancy but isn’t actually “L.A.’s Premier PR Crisis Firm”. The odor of bovine poopies getting strong or is it simply my imagination?

Morning @izryn! Great question, google search has zero hits at the moment. SUS.

@anakindrew refer to the bottom of the press release, Lawrence Meyers made it.

What’s that smell?

(((SNIFFFFFF)))

BUUUUULLLLSHIT. I CALL BULLSHIT!

I dunno about you guys but if I was part of some crisis PR firm I would have been on that leaked e-mail* incident FAST. Not two days later. Something isn’t adding up, either @larry is the world’s slowest PR person or he is straight up being thrown into this mess…[Read more]

@lukasrl good point and taken. Just seeing that drop from last night makes me fired up for personal reasons. I counter that if Noah is just orchestrating this all to make Sarah look terrible/him the victim then holy crap Noah would get the trophy for master manipulator. It’s possible so I shouldn’t rule out that possibility but wow why would…[Read more]

@lilmsfancpants I wonder if they’re looking for something equivalent to a brown note (the mythical frequency that makes people poop themselves)….so like–green (nausea) note?

In the meantime I stuck him back in his room and left out plenty of pills, his favorite scotch, and even insinuated I wanted to sleep with him just to drive home his demons. You should have seen the look on his face. I don’t know how it’s possible but I honestly think he hates himself more than I do.

Alright I was super sure Sarah was a ter…[Read more]

With the marble portrait of the Emperor Caracalla….

According to a bit of googling Caracalla’s father, Septimius Severus, advised Caracalla to “enrich the soldiers and despise everyone else.”

Ok if a pod of robots all unison looked at me I would have crapped myself.

On a more serious note–I can’t help but question Noah’s mental state. Smiling and laughing while being chased by a pack of people (or uh, robots?)? That man really gives no f*cks, on some great medication, OR he is CRAZY.

Lia’s Meeting