Carl Webb

That is just spectacular. We owe a debt of thanks to Wikileaks.

I’m not a Tension alum (though come to think I did sign up for the mailing list), so unless their spy network is even better than I’ve been led to believe, I would guess my acceptance as a potential candidate is based on the tone of my initial email.

Sounds like the most positive response yet @rizzzoooooo — are you not the first to be offered a specific date?

Thank you for the kind words @electrichippo — and yes indeed, I have been assured that I am well on my way to getting what I deserve.

Congratulations @electrichippo!

Gutsy, @dawsonc! I will be curious what response you get.

Truly, Noah is opening my eyes to a new way of thinking.

You missed your chance @thegilded — it turns out I am well on my way to getting exactly what I deserve. And there’s no way that could possibly be bad…

I feel your pain @maxzumstein. *refresh* Not that I need that stupid email for my sense of self worth. *refresh*

We don’t need him anyway @rizzzoooooo — we can start our own group.

@thegilded And here I was about to ask for your Paypal information.

@jay956 — she’s not saying you don’t have any money and power, just not as much as they do. And they’re going to take even that little away. This motivational speech brought to you by someone who hasn’t heard back yet.

@rizzzoooooo you might be on to something there! If I kick in some cigars and whiskey too, maybe @thegilded will give us a group rate.

I haven’t gotten one yet — when did they go out? Perhaps they are still going out?

I trust I will get an email soon. I know it will change my life.

@thebuz I may need training to build a proper villain complex, though if I can wait until 5/1, Noah might just have that covered.

A big enough yacht works in place of a mansion, sure.

That first post makes me happy every time @kasch