Lia

Thanks, Sean. For a moment the activity feed was both of us trying to scramble to fix, but I think I cleaned it up.

@thegilded halp are there like 5,000 pics now?

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@shinobi HAHAH

The deeper we dive into the narrative, the more invested we become. It’s easy to start to believing that these people’s lives are affected by us. It becomes harder and harder to step away.

Just as an example, Posting about Noah’s plans to meet me last week made me absolutely nauseous, but I had to. And I never even gave an exact location or…[Read more]

@taysavestheday Sarah really needs to reconsider hiring me as a personal assistant. I keep finding her shit everywhere.

Noah definitely operates on his own schedule. “I’ll call you” turns into a call weeks later. He WILL probably be sending you something via email, and I understand completely that you were waiting for it to come tonight, but he’s just not a punctual guy. He will get back to you when the time is right and 100% on his schedule only. He has to play…[Read more]

Fashion update pt. 2

Noah had a wedding ring on tonight (first time I noticed one on him) but it didn’t fit him very well. When he put his water down in front of me, I saw that it was about halfway on his finger. I couldn’t tell if it was too big or too small, but either way (and no surprises here) he wasn’t used to wearing it.

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Indeed, @masomoment! Nice meeting you briefly!

@shankfx22 Nope, never seen the glasses before. Right guys?

Ok let’s talk fashion. No more baggy suits? Slim fitting all black everything? Fresh Warby Parker frames? …No dirt smeared on his face?

What happened to Noah, king of the power tie?

…Not that I’m complaining, eh @moustachemax?

This is certainly one of the sadder parts of their story… Unless it was just a story.

I really expected Sarah to play the “come home, your son misses you” card in her emails. Or maybe Noah would have mentioned him at some point in his online rants about Sarah. Perhaps they just want to leave him out of their business and personal issues.

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@thebuz I think I might be the mascot of that team.

I wonder if Macy knows that Noah has promised to “help” us…whatever the heck that ends up looking like. We’re gonna need more than one inside-the-ant-hole agent to #burnthismotherfuckerdown (right @genghistwan?)

@maxzumstein He did something really cool for me. He maintained eye contact with me the whole time while giving me that same schpeal, and wrote COWARD very slowly on my form… upside down (which was right side up for me) and never acknowledged it at all. Just a “Do you understand?” at the end of it before my girl Mary Lynn came and took me.…[Read more]