GoldTongue

Uh oh, I’m in trouble. There’s little I lust for more than pizza and ice cream.

At this point who IS going???

Last email from my confidant was 5.26. My heart is in pieces.

starting my day off with a smile. Thanks, @theladyj!

Broadcasting live from someone’s attic.

I hope mine is as excited to meet me as I am to meet them!

My confidant and I were getting closer and closer and then suddenly it’s as if he/she has completely lost interest in me. Like, I said something wrong. Not unlike my second trip through the Ascension processing room.

I needed this. Thank you LUST.

genius.

I know my confidant is genuine. In fact, I received an email just this morning from him/her offering to email my boss on my behalf in an effort to better my standing in the office and make it clear what my expectations are if I decide to continue to work here.

I’d do it myself, but I’m too nervous. You guys may or may not recall that my boss and…[Read more]

Noah. If you’re reading this, there are people here who want to help you.

Your iconfidant likes serial killer shows. Be careful.

So….. no remodeling then?

If that’s what they needed from me, I do it. That’s what friends do for each other.

Wow, my confidante is so charming. I don’t have any idea of his age or profession or gender, but I feel like I know everything else. I would do anything for them… if they’d just ask.

Thanks, @mkarrett!

Would it be possible to add to the iConfidant spreadsheet a column for total number of correspondence received?

Hahaha, @sfire8, don’t let his silence stop you. Wear him/her down!

Just adding my two cents:

I’m in the group of people who met with Remy. I was given the form but no pen and was told I’d be signing it in the next room. I didn’t want to wait/was worried it needed to be signed quickly — so I asked Tina for a pen and signed it before entering the side room.

The man inside took my paper.

The man had no stick.…[Read more]