Missed Connection: Looking for Powerful Man Named Noah

[LaSalle]

Hi Noah,

I’m sure you’re busy. Let’s make this short. You want money and domination. I want power and success. Let’s make this a thing. I’ll be waiting for your email. Can’t wait to explore your system.

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[LaSalle]

[Candace]

Hahaha I fucking love this!! ???

[Chloe]

@lasalle – This is so extra it’s AMAZING! XD

I swear if he doesn’t answer you now, I don’t know what will get him to answer.

[Blondie]

This is impressive! Just reading that makes me wanna show you around my yacht and I don’t even have a yacht… Yet…

[Maranda]

If he’s a real believer in his own system, hell know you’re taking what you want!

[Max Z]

This is brilliant. I hope you see ALL the yacht rooms.

[Jackie]

I got an email asking if I was worthy, and what can I offer to ensure I’m not wasting THEIR time.

[LaSalle]

@theladyj, that’s very interesting. Did you get a questionnaire as well, or was that it? The other email types I’ve seen have been winner, loser, and maybes with questionnaire.

If you believe in the system, you know you have to sell yourself, take everything, and be unapologetic. I hope you tell them why they’d be suckers not to consider you.

@blondie can’t wait to tour your new yacht. get it, girl. @maxzumstein I have every intention of doing just that. Maybe you’ll get a sneak peak at your winners gathering.

[Jackie]

@lasalle,
My job gives me a unique skill set, so I made that my selling point. I did not get a questionnaire.

[Chloe]

I’m actually pretty nervous to see what my email will be now, since all I wrote was “Sign me up!”
*Bangs head on desk* I’m seriously green when it comes to the immersive theatre world

[Max Z]

@chloe I only wrote a couple sentences saying that I wanted in and that I was ready and I got accepted. I think what they’re generally looking for is a perceived willingness. So far people who have tried to come at them aggro have gotten rejections. They don’t want to be questioned. So “sign me up” seems like as good a response as any.

[Megan]

@chloe –

I’m seriously green when it comes to the immersive theatre world

No such thing, seriously 🙂 This particular experience is different from lots of other pieces of immersive theatre and ARGs, and some have more participation than others. The best part is figuring out how to participate, IMO.

[Maranda]

@maxzumstein Their unwillingness to deal with people who ask questions is startlingly similar to a certain world leader’s attitude towards the press.

[LaSalle]

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[Max Z]

Lmao! The yacht, the “Sarah”, god damn. @lasalle is this forum’s most valuable resource. I say this with all due respect to Noah as a member of the ostensibly “chosen” crowd: If he doesn’t get on this he is blind.

[Daniel]

How has he not responded to you! LOL

[LaSalle]

Hahaha, thanks @maxzumstein! Trying to have a little bit of fun with this and maybe the Sinclairs will grace me with some sort of a reaction 😀

@danduder @rasberryberet I know! No response yet. This may quickly rabbit hole into something very ridiculous.

[LaSalle]

[Maranda]

@lasalle Another masterpiece!

[thehazelverse]

Why do those “ads” creep me out so much?

[LaSalle]

I think I’m beginning to sound a little desperate. Just a teensy tiny bit. @rasberryberet

[Meghan Mayhem]

@lasalle Your work is phenomenal. Yuge fan. If I were Noah, I’d not write you back just to continue getting these.

[Stephanie Martin]

@lasalle bahahah this is by far the best one!!! Love it! How are you making these?!

[Maxwell R]

I think I need to throw some wood on this fire.

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[Jackie]

Me too! I feel like thinking with gasoline as well.

[Masomoment]

I’ve never laughed so hard, this is amazing…. i can’t believe you have not gotten a response yet and yet i don’t feel so bad now.

[Stephanie schultz]

Hello Noah Sinclair , i am willing to do anything to gain the power i am seeking and anxiously awaiting your response

[LaSalle]

Hey Noah,
Sorry I haven’t been in touch in a while. Been pretty busy. I’m sure you’ve noticed. Anyways, I’ll let you get back to your stuff. You’re probably just getting to my email now. You must be super backlogged and all…yup…that must be it.

Anyways, funny story. I saw that you like orange tic tacs. Me too. I actually keep some by my nightstand. I like to look at it and think about all the good times with you….that will probably happen….any time now….

[Taylor Winters]

@lasalle, HAHAHAHA this is your best one yet!

I hope Noah never responds so these can continue forever.

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