Shut the fuck up and eat your (blanks)-ables

This topic contains 110 replies, has 43 voices, and was last updated by  Robert Fuller 4 months ago.

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  • #22076
     Maddyxxx 
    Participant

    Sup my street streeeeet PEEEEEEEOOOOOOOPLE?

    So, lots and lots of yippitty yapping, yada yada yada but not enough about the most important subject in the world… Me.

    I, Noah Sinclair, and trust me, it’s actually me kiddos, pull my finger and I’ll belch something you could light on fire… I am the utmost authority on how to Work The System and I believe that a large part of The System is maximizing the tools that you already have and doing the most you fucking can with them. Don’t wait for tomorrow, don’t wait until you feel like it and don’t wait for someone else’s permission.

    So how are you numb nuts going to try and take the pebble out of my hand today?

    I’ll tell you how, with your mouth.

    Now before all of you get your lady boners going, let me explain…

    I want everyone to go back and think about an item of food that they used to find absolutely DISGUSTING.

    We all have them. Think of the thing you found horrendous, the one thing that kept you at the table crying and refusing to eat it until finally your favorite housekeeper was forced to eat so much that she got sent to the hospital to have her stomach pumped and never looked you in the eye the same way again. What? Just me?

    Alright, maybe your hippy dippy childhood home wasn’t exactly the same as mine but you can’t argue with results can you? But, we are off track. This isn’t about discipline this is about revisiting what we believe to be true.

    I want everyone to go out and pick that nasty, disgusting food or drink item from your past that you haven’t had in at least 10 years or more and I want you to try it again in the next 6 hours. Now, this is again, this is food and drink, (I have access to a lot of things and no one start talking about eating you know what “like it’s groceries”. I’m looking at you @creepsociety, by the way, where the heck were you 10 years ago you crazy little freakshow!?)

    Now go out there, do this with an open damn mind and report back with a review. Heck, film it and post it up if you’d like.

    It doesn’t matter how you do it as long as you keep an open mind and check back in with a report. It can be as simple as thumbs up and thumbs down. Let’s all see how this goes…

    Go get it!

    • This topic was modified 4 months ago by  Maddyxxx.
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  • #22078
     Maddyxxx 
    Participant

    PS. I want to see the results in this thread. Periscope or facebooks your BS if you want but post up that LINK in here!

    This one is for us.

  • #22080
     Crystal 
    Participant

    It’s okay, @maddyxxx. You can say “ass.”

  • #22081
     Maddyxxx 
    Participant

    I can say “butthole”, “taint”, “rusty trombone” and “motherfucking rim jobs ’till the wheels come off” too but I was trying to maybe not put everyone’s mental palate in the same place as you degenerates before they started this task @kipsie, but I thank you for your permission.

    Now, less blah blah blah and more finding your inner truth and shit. I won’t call on the disruptors again.

  • #22082
     Buz Wallick 
    Moderator

    Oh jeeze.

    Does Vodka count?

  • #22083
     Sean 
    Moderator

    You’re really fucking over us white collar jerkoffs, @maddyxxx. I’ll try to find some bullshit around here in the next 6 hours I guess

  • #22084
     Anonymous

    @thebuz he did mention drinks…so You should be golden…

  • #22085
     Brad Ruwe 
    Participant

    Hey @maddyxxx, for once a task I can see genuine benefit from. I’m in, but 6 hours? Who the hell eats before 5 PM other than the elderly? You want to add some extra hours to your time frame for those of us who aren’t geriatric? Lunch options may be limited for those of us who have work during the day. I will likely be able to something for lunch, but it might be tricky.

  • #22086
     Hannah Schenck 
    Participant

    God damnit @maddyxxx you bastard… I am absolutely repulsed by Hummus.. the smell, the texture, the color, the taste. Enjoy watching me throw up 🤢😜🤣

  • #22087
     Meghan Mayhem 
    Participant

    Welp. 11:11am. Off to the liquor store.

  • #22088
     Candace 
    Participant

    There are definitely many food/drinks I don’t like. I am the pickiest eater there is. Everything grosses me out and I have an immense fear of getting sick (vomiting) which I don’t mess with! So this sucks!! I may be going with the lesser of all evils but the thought of drinking orange juice with pulp still turns my stomach and makes me want to gag so I think it still counts! 😭 headed to the market..to be continued..

  • #22089
     Maddyxxx 
    Participant

    Okay, okay @nothenrygale has a damn point… I swear to fuck, nothing makes sense today. Next, old Bryan B going to come on in wearing big boy pants and say something actually relevant too…

    OKAY, curfew extended. Everyone report back BY 11 PDT.

    EXCEPT for @meghanmayhem. I’m not going to be the only one starting before noon.

  • #22090
     Brad Ruwe 
    Participant

    @maddyxxx says I have a point and I’m agreeing to do a System task. When the fuck did we land in bizarro universe?

  • #22091
     Melissa 
    Participant

    I hate ketchup. I fucking hate grapefruit juice. Both of these things have not met my mouth well over 10 years.

    Ugh.

  • #22092
     Cristen 
    Participant

    Looks like I’ll be eating a heaping spoonful of mayo on camera! I’m telling you, @maddyxxx, the only thing I’ll be learning about myself here is that I still hate mayo. But I bet the strangers on Periscope will find a way to enjoy it.

  • #22094
     Buz Wallick 
    Moderator

    This is going to be awful.

    Have my food/drink picked out.

    Will periscope at 3pm.

  • #22096
     Brad Ruwe 
    Participant

    Looks like I’ll be taking a trip on my lunch break to the local sushi place to have Octopus for the first time in 7+ years (not sure the exact number, just know it was during my old Ohio days).

  • #22097
     Megan 
    Participant

    OMG.
    Does haggis count? Because I really was NOT going to eat it.

  • #22098
     Blondie 
    Participant

    So glad to not be on the System train right now, because just even thinking of eating rosemary makes me wanna vom. However, here’s the thing. Who’s gonna know if that is in fact something you hate? Pick something random you don’t mind, pull the appropriate faces… Boom. Done.

  • #22099
     Meghan Mayhem 
    Participant

    Here’s to making bad choices before noon. Now when are we getting that drink together, @maddyxxx?

    https://www.pscp.tv/w/bFoAtDFkcmplTWFWWFpqYkd8MVJER2xtT1FFWGxKTKq6nlTeyeLpj7W1d78FteUAG-xsdQA2hfFKPVZ8FV6k

  • #22100
     Candace 
    Participant

    My hands are literally shaking because I was so nervous about gagging but u know what..drinking orange juice with pulp wasn’t as horrific as I remember. It’s still not my favorite and I wouldn’t ever order it at a restaurant but it’s OK and I didn’t gag!!

    Link to my accomplishment:

    https://www.pscp.tv/w/bFoB1zFkdktPcldMWVBnUVh8MU9kS3JvbXFyWGVHWFZBbxxue371FYN9r1uhE6DV1AATffrPICGXQzfnd0br

  • #22101
     Maddyxxx 
    Participant

    @blondie I literally don’t even know what you are talking about, this isn’t about on a train or not on a train. You can cheat in life all you want, in fact I often encourage it, but when it comes to learning something or not learning something you only short cut yourself if you don’t even try or have a take away. I thought I would have made that clear by now. So, hop on my thread, bitch and complain, don’t do anything and teach everyone how to not try a new experience… Good work. Try things, grow, get out of your supposed boxes or go waste someone else’s time.

    NOW, I always learn something from everything so my take away from your nonsense is THIS…

    A WARNING:

    The rest of you, DO NOT go over the top and over-exaggerate because it’s fun… Sure, I do indeed want to see someone barf. I am human. This isn’t about that though, it’s about re-avulating supposed truths. Examine your stupid bullshit, check in, find out if it’s still there.

    @meghanmayhem and @pandace88, nice work! Keep them coming folks.

    • This reply was modified 4 months ago by  Maddyxxx.
    • #22103
       Kristin 
      Participant

      Hahaha fuck this rules so much! 😂😂😂 will report back soon 😘

      Groceries

      Oh also… we gonna meet up in two weeks or what? 😈 @maddyxxx

  • #22104
     Candace 
    Participant

    @maddyxxx thank you for continuing to push me to do the things I am afraid of. The only limits are the ones I set for myself. Trying to get out of my own way. I understand the point of this and I appreciate it!

  • #22105
     Cara 
    Participant

    @maddyxxx I’m not going to participate in this challenge but I actually do see some value in it. I will say that as a child I hated tomatoes and now I love them. Tastes change over time (in more ways than one). So, I’ll enjoy watching everyone expand their horizons today. Maybe I’ll even go try out some asparagus just to see if I still hate it… but I’m not filming it for you.

  • #22106
     Blondie 
    Participant

    @maddyxxx Aww, did I rattle your cage boo? The only thing this tests is people’s gag reflexes. Although I too am hoping for some “barf”…

  • #22107
     Anonymous

    I feel like puking. The caramel did not make the texture better…

    https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ZkJzOlLvEwxv

  • #22108
     Anonymous

    However, I will say that @maddyxxx has a point. My texture preferences aside, over the years I have found myself being okay with textures that I used to despise. I used to fucking hate tofu and now I love it. Alas, I guess flan is not in the cards for me…

  • #22109
     Sean 
    Moderator

    Task completed. Fuckin’ hate pesto so that was my target.

    Upside: Got to go out to lunch and get some pesto-laden pasta. Turns out I still fucking hate it but I got to expense it so got my company to pay for this little experiment.

    Downside: Lunch meeting meant that I couldn’t film it, though. Wasn’t all that exciting anyways. Just thoughtful expression, bite, bite, swallow, frown. Fucking riveting stuff.

    Overall 4/10 experience. Maybe 5/10 because I got free shitty food. Also pesto is still shit and anyone who likes it is outright wrong.

  • #22110
     Lauren Bello 
    Moderator

    It was tough for me to think of something because in the past few years I’ve already been revisiting foods I hated as a child (fish, plantains…). Often they weren’t anything like what I remembered.

    Eventually I decided on a Tootsie Roll…haven’t had one of these in 20+ years. The only time I had one as a child, I threw up. Everything about them just repelled me – the smell, the texture, the way I remembered bits of paper staying stuck to the Tootsie Roll.

    Still not a fan of the smell. But the taste was tolerable, the texture was actually kind of fun, and wrappers have improved over the years – no leftover bits at all. Still not my thing, but I guess I don’t have to be repelled by them. 3/10

  • #22111
     Tim Redman 
    Participant

    I hate to say it, but this task does serve a purpose and I can get behind it. Unfortunately, @maddyxxx is now sounding like my mom.

  • #22112
     Candace 
    Participant

    OMG @daela that’s a good one!! Tootsie rolls are NASTY! but I also haven’t had one in 20+ years..oh well thank God I’m already done for the day lol next time

  • #22113
     Meghan Mayhem 
    Participant

    I’m always a proponent of giving things a chance, even if you hated it in the past.
    I fucking hate Indian food, but many of my friends love it, so I will go to restaurants with them and try to find a dish I enjoy. I’ve found a *very* small amount of things there I enjoy.
    Sometimes you convince yourself you hate something, but it’s situational. “I hate ___ but it’s probably because the last time I hate it, it was during the dinner where my parents told me they were getting a divorce” or some shit.
    So I’ll give things a chance.

    Gin fucking sucks and why continue to test and see if I see like it if there’s whiskey in the world for me to make sweet mouth love to?

    People however, that’s a little bit harder for me. If I decide I don’t like a person, it’s hard for me to not hold a grudge and decide to give them a chance again in the future. People change, but my wrath rarely does.

  • #22114
     Hannah Schenck 
    Participant

    I will be periscoping around 2:30 today on my lunch. I’m already feeling nauseous lol Anything for you @maddyxxx. I never turn down a “dare” or a challenge 😉

  • #22115
     Maddyxxx 
    Participant

    @timsmyname I don’t remember saying, “That will be $10 but not on my face.”

    Just kidding big guy, let’s be friends again. I look forward to seeing your choice.

    Everyone is doing the thing. Keep it up.

  • #22116
     Megan 
    Participant

    @maddyxxx – tell you what. We’re about to head out to 56 North. They have haggis. I’ll eat that and drink the most un-Megany whiskey there is and you can laugh at the face I make. That’s all I’ve got tonight.

  • #22117
     Bryan Bishop 
    Participant

    @maddyxxx Another shout out? I think @wanda102 may have been right about the crush thing. Either way, you sure do know how to make a fella feel special.

    Cooking something up for you, Precious. Stay tuned.

  • #22118
     Cristen 
    Participant

    I can confirm that I have made @meghanmayhem eat Indian food and she found something she liked out of courtesy. Can also confirm the ability to wrath as one of her finer qualities. 🔥

    Second chances are fickle things. The ability to know who and what deserves one is definitely worth learning.

  • #22119
     Crystal 
    Participant
  • #22120
     Michael Rizzo 
    Participant

    SOvthe item I chose, I haven’t had it in about 15 years or so. It is the original flavor licorice, and I absolutely despise it. When I was younger, I’d always be at my grandma’s house… and the only sweet sort of “treat” was her Australian licorice. She’s always offer them to me and if I ever refused she’d tell me how rude it is for someone to decline something from their grandma because “who knows how many years I have left”. Guilt trippin the full nine yards. So whenever I’d have one, I’d she’s it for maybe a minute and then excuse myself to the bathroom where I would straight spit that shit out in the toilet. I mean, even just the texture fees like it was glazed in fucking smelly slime.

    @maddyxxx, this ones for you smh

    https://www.pscp.tv/w/bFoPyzEzNzUxNjY4fDFtcnhtbWxRdldNeHns7-d3EPBmI5ZcpnMiAAEAu8yREhtpT-a6TdMn9hP65g==

  • #22121
     Melissa 
    Participant

    I think one upside is that we’re all kinda oddly bonding over shit we hate. Yayy for co-miserating lol. @rizzzoooooo I feel ya dude, black licorice is just NASTY.

    @mamatato you dislike flan? That’s so interesting, I love flan! @creepsociety can attest to this <3

    • This reply was modified 4 months ago by  Melissa.
  • #22122
     Julie R Goldstein 
    Participant

    I just ate a Gulabi fruit… horrendous little thing…

    I found some sweet aftertaste after the initial blast of disgusting tartness subsided.

    Its reminiscent of all the pain and sorrow we’re having to go through to bring Anoch back and deliver the sweetness back to us.

    https://www.pscp.tv/w/1nAKEendAmZKL

  • #22124
     Briana 
    Participant

    I genuinely cannot think of a food that I hate (someone already beat me to the licorice, can there be repeats? Speaking of licorice- why do I adore it’s flavor in absinthe, but hate it in rope form?). Any ideas for the non-picky eater?

    And no, my housekeeper never had to eat my leftovers, but my brother DID pee in her bed when my parents dumped us at her house to go on their ski trip. So that’s nice.

  • #22125
     Lawrence Meyers 
    Participant

    @mkarrett

    There are two things I know to be true:

    1) There is no such thing as good flan.
    2) There is no war in Albania.

  • #22126
     Lawrence Meyers 
    Participant

    Text with Amanda:

    View post on imgur.com

  • #22127
     Addison 
    Participant

    I had some bad experiences with tuna salad sandwiches in the past, haven’t eaten one since 2006. Got through half before the memories of tuna and varsity soccer tryouts came rushing back.

  • #22128
     Twan Intarathuch 
    Participant
  • #22129
     Andrew Kasch 
    Participant
  • #22130
     Cristen 
    Participant

    This is my darkest timeline, @maddyxxx.

    Mayogate.

    https://www.pscp.tv/w/bFoVhzF4ZUVXeEpaTHFBUVB8MXlwS2RsTXdWUmpLV7HJw4nxgjFWveca04c4qDo58fZ-VNjKGby7nFTorizl

    I should review this. The flavor of the mayo was not as bad as I expected it to be, but there were far too many things happening in my mouth at once. (Put that on my tombstone.)

    That said, I can see why it might be nice on a sandwich. But I did not take any of the extra packets home for snacks.

  • #22131
     Tim Redman 
    Participant

    That was pretty funny, @maddyxxx. Thanks for not disappointing. See how I teed that one up for you? I can be the Martin to your Lewis. There are all kinds of team players.

  • #22132
     Kevin Hsu 
    Participant

    Liver and onions.

    https://www.pscp.tv/w/bFoWPTF3QkVBZEdxRHFMalB8MWRSS1pua1FiV2dLQpjO2e0TzHecNHHK3HkQ-zsdaglMqv9N6kCHXjhUYY3l

    It didn’t taste like I remembered, it was a new kind of unpleasant…with onions.

  • #22134
     Brian E 
    Participant

    I hate non-alcoholic beer, last time I had it was accidentally in a cooler at about 5 and an half years ago (not 3 years ago as I said in the video, still not 10), and almost threw up.

    So I went out and got one non alcoholic beer and drank it for Noah!
    Link

    *Dammit, it’s a busy day. There’s a time crunch for this, I missed the part 10 years ago.

    • This reply was modified 4 months ago by  Brian E.
  • #22135
     Megan 
    Participant

    This came with me being forced to talk with an authentic Scotsman too.

    https://www.pscp.tv/w/bFoZqDF4ZUVXeGx5eHJwUVB8MW1ueGVtd2xaREV4WA6bMHzkw4GBAn7-DkycnfrpcLM-ahEoGY-yLQ4NxN1F

  • #22137
     Twan Intarathuch 
    Participant

    Oh I forgot to review Celery

    …. Yeah it’s still terrible. Tastes like what I imagine grass tastes like.

  • #22138
     Brad Ruwe 
    Participant

    @bcbishop look like we both have caught his attention. @maddyxxx just can’t stop talking about my facial hair. Hey Noah, I got the joke the first time. What’s that thing about beating dead horses?

    Octopus review: Meh with a side of awful rubber texture.

    https://www.periscope.tv/NotHenryGale/1OdJromqXlQxX

  • #22139
     Briana 
    Participant

    I’ll go live in a few with my late lunch.

    https://www.pscp.tv/Brianamatopoeia/

  • #22140
     Crystal 
    Participant

    In case the review portion of my video was unclear: Fuck Everclear.

  • #22141
     Lawrence Meyers 
    Participant

    Now can someone post my link? I have no fucking clue where to find it.

  • #22142
     Melissa 
    Participant

    @larry you get the gold for most dramatic thus far.

    https://www.pscp.tv/w/bFokfzFlZGpubGJPR3hRb2d8MWxEeExrcXlSVndKbT2O_poIFHZSpuCH6wFzEVRWBp-mPdZ3c2emDKa1qxud

    You’re welcome

    • This reply was modified 4 months ago by  Melissa.
    • This reply was modified 4 months ago by  Melissa.
  • #22145
     Lawrence Meyers 
    Participant

    @mkarrett thank you.

    I just couldn’t figure out how to play music and Periscope at the same time. Then it would have had exponentially more drama.

  • #22146
     Briana 
    Participant

    Hy, @maddyxxx and friends, thanks for tuning in to watch me eat tentacle and rapeseed while making light sexual innuendos. Sorry I had to cut it short.

  • #22147
     Andrew Kasch 
    Participant

    “Tentacle and Rapeseed”

    Coming soon to a Japanese video store near you…

  • #22148
     Hannah Schenck 
    Participant

    @maddyxxx Here you go. You got me to eat the one food that guarantees me throwing up. And, yes, I threw up. You owe me lunch 🤢😉

    Hummus throw up

  • #22149
     Kyle Bown 
    Participant

    OMFG pickles are terrible. I can’t stand vinegar anyway, so that was not great.

    The gherkin however, was delightful, so I guess I owe you for that one, @maddyxxx.

    Here’s the link: https://www.pscp.tv/w/1kvKpjlorPQJE

  • #22150
     Kortney 
    Participant
  • #22151
     Buz Wallick 
    Moderator

    Will be on at 3:15 now. Grocery store is a terror.

  • #22152
     George Zuniga 
    Participant

    Double or nothing. Let’s do this.

    https://www.pscp.tv/defnotgeorge/follow

  • #22153
     Meghan Mayhem 
    Participant

    Fun thing I’ve learned watching these videos from all you foul people…

    Expanding on what I said earlier, much like the foods we hated 10+ years ago, people can give us bad impressions and put awful tastes in our mouths (heyooo) and sometimes giving them another chance proves us wrong and makes us realize that they weren’t as bad as we remember.
    But watching these videos proves that 9/10 times, they are in fact just as bad as you remember and still turn your stomach. Giving people a 2nd chance is important, do so with an open mind…but also a very cautious one. And have a bucket handy. Or an escape plan.
    People can change, foods stay the same. It’s our perception of the foods that change. Sometimes people change into better flavors. Sometimes they stay rotten.

  • #22154
     Brad Ruwe 
    Participant

    I see they’ve gotten rid of the “favorite” post feature, but @meghanmayhem I’d absolutely favorite that post if I could. Having an open mind is one thing, but you still need to learn from your past experiences.

  • #22155
     Cassandra 
    Participant

    I thought I already posted this but apparently it didn’t go through. Anyway, I ate some cauliflower, which used to make me wanna vom as a kid. It was “ok”.

    Here is the link:
    https://www.pscp.tv/w/bFos4zFKUkttUmVnZFdualB8MVlxSkRSbHBwak5LVvD0L-V2tLWaIFlIIMT3fAaIJA4sspTfzX-L8W5U74IZ

  • #22156
     Briana 
    Participant

    There’s also something to be said about learning to stomach foods you hate. You don’t ever have to like them, but being able to stomach them gives you a sort of power. Like people- some people change, most don’t, but like you said, your perception of them can. But being able to stand them, even the ones you don’t like gives you a similar kind of power, I’d say. Not that everything is about power, but we ARE dealing with Noah here, so aside from him compiling a montage of videos of us cringing and making awful faces, I have to believe there’s some sort of empowering message or reason behind this. Noah is all about power.

    • This reply was modified 4 months ago by  Briana.
  • #22158
     Kevin 
    Participant

    Went out and got a thing of yogurt because I can’t stand the smell or taste of it. I can’t even remember the last time I tried to eat a cup of the stuff, it’s got to be 15+ years, probably more. I’m actually glad @maddyxxx set this task out because I found out I don’t totally hate it anymore. The memory of the thing was actually much worse than the thing itself. I still don’t enjoy yogurt and may never eat it again, but that wasn’t an awful experience.

    Periscope here:
    https://www.periscope.tv/gossettkevin/1mnGemwaBobGX

  • #22160
     Lawrence Meyers 
    Participant

    I just want to say for the record, regarding what I actually enjoy eating —

    MY COMPETITION.

  • #22161
     Bryan Bishop 
    Participant

    There was one particular food item my Dad always tried to get me to eat when I was a kid. I always hated it. To the point that it would actively make me retch whenever I even thought of it.

    Today I faced that fear, thanks to @maddyxxx and The System.

    https://www.dropbox.com/s/gbpyl3cqzgu8j00/eatingforthesystem.mov

    UPDATE: A friend brought up a good question, so just to clarify — I was prepared for multiple different reactions depending on how I felt about revisiting the food in question. #bepresent

    • This reply was modified 4 months ago by  Bryan Bishop. Reason: Clarifying bit about my response to the food, because I'm the kind of nerd that actually prints out multiple branching reactions jic
  • #22162
     Lauren Bello 
    Moderator

    Ugh, really, Noah?

  • #22163
     Mustafa Said 
    Participant

    I gotta ask…

    @maddyxxx what’s something you hated from 10 years ago? And would you record yourself trying it again?

  • #22164
     Megan 
    Participant

    I’m ondrink 4 and the bartender won’t play David Bowie

  • #22165
     Buz Wallick 
    Moderator

    Okay so I chose to do a food and drink.

    I haven’t eaten these items for 20 years.

    Periscope here with details and backstory as well as me doing the deed.

    The big take away for me here is that I may still completely and utterly detest these items but I can now associate them with a memory that has nothing to do with parenting issues. So that’s a big plus one for me.

  • #22166
     George Zuniga 
    Participant

    @buz

    I can’t agree with you there. When I was a kid, and all through rugby season, my dad used to make me eat hardboiled eggs. I still hate my dad.

    On the bright side, I communally suffered with other people. So that’s nice.

    Could also be said that that everyone showed their strength, too. They’ve shown just how far they’re willing to go. Bravely and boldly, at that. Cheers to you guys.

  • #22167
     Buz Wallick 
    Moderator

    Doesn’t delete the issues @ruck. Merely helps disassociate the item with the issues.

    Now I can associate 2%milk and Anchovies with you terrible people.

    As @meghanmayhem said earlier… perceptions can be changed. It’s a top tier lesson. Change your perception of something and reevaluate why or how you feel about it.

    I now know that I hate anchovies and 2%Milk because they are fucking gross, not because I had a detached mom.

  • #22168
     Kristin 
    Participant
    • #22181
       Kristin 
      Participant

      I can’t edit on my phone but I meant two weeks from today not a week on my periscope 😎🤓

  • #22170
     Sage 
    Participant

    @larry, omg!! You win the oscar!! Cannibal plant!!! I have to get off work before I can do mine… But these are kinda making my day!

  • #22171
     Briana 
    Participant

    You guys are hilarious.

    Ok, so squid salad wasn’t as bad as I thought. I went out and purchased my ACTUAL childhood fear- cole slaw and fruit punch. I’ll go live with it in about 10 minutes. ew.

    https://www.pscp.tv/Brianamatopoeia/

  • #22173
     Sage 
    Participant

    Here’s mine. That was my first periscope, I was nervous. Vienna sausages and Coors Light are two gross things my mom ate all the time when I was growing up (we were like .25% white trash). I hated both! Sausages actually weren’t as bad as I remember…but I’m not even going to give the rest to my dog. Coors Light is gross, especially a tall one! Right in the trash.

  • #22174
     Sage 
    Participant

    Vienna Sausages and Coors Light, here’s to you Mom!

    https://www.pscp.tv/w/bFpU_jFkdkVPWlp6bWRialh8MW5BS0VlbllZelJLTH5iGSq9pOJ2NHfNDnoRQKh35tFgDPb-bevUfEU1K5iq

    • This reply was modified 4 months ago by  Sage.
  • #22176
     Melissa 
    Participant
  • #22177
     Blondie 
    Participant

    Wait… @sfire8 – you *hate* Coors Light? Hate… Coors Light? My brain can’t compute… Nope. Blocking that out…

  • #22178
     Jackie 
    Participant

    Brussel sprouts. Mustard. Pickle juice. Dislike. I can go another 10 years.

    https://www.periscope.tv/w/1DXxyOMvkVnGM

  • #22179
     Tim Redman 
    Participant

    Children and pets and tomatoes.

    https://www.periscope.tv/w/1gqGvOAykEwJB

    My peace offerning to you, @maddyxxx

    And for the love of god, there’s nothing, NOTHING to watch past 2:30.

  • #22180
     Sage 
    Participant

    @blondie, honestly it’s childhood trauma. Sorry to get heavy, but right when I tasted it, it brought me back to when I was 4 or 5 years old and my mom would drink Coors Light all day, then pass out on the couch and I would have to put myself to bed. I hate it! Now I can’t stop thinking about “stuff”…

  • #22182
     Blondie 
    Participant

    @sfire8 I’m sorry you went thru that – I had a similar experience during childhood but for different reasons with different causes. But the long-lasting wounds are the same and I won’t attempt to diminish what you put yourself thru today *all the hugs*

    What I will do however is diminish the asshat behind what you did today. And @maddyxxx, feel free to delete this as it is clear you hate dissenters.

    My manifesto is simple.

    1) Be true to yourself. If you feel stuff, don’t fucking apologise for that. If you wanna be a bitch, well… Ok. Maybe be less of a bitch cos it’s kinda annoying. If you believe in something, be proud and say so. Respect yourself cos no-one else will…

    And 2) Do unto others as you would have done unto you.

    It really is that simple. Be a decent person. Be the change you want to see in the world. And that advice is FREE motherfuckers. No jumping through hoops. No $$$. Just me. Saying BE FUCKING DECENT TO EACH OTHER.

    Night night xxx

    • This reply was modified 4 months ago by  Blondie.
  • #22186
     Lukas L 
    Participant
  • #22188
     Buz Wallick 
    Moderator

    I think I’m dying. Might be lactos intolerant. Goddammit.

  • #22189
     Melissa 
    Participant

    @maddyxxx

    Now I have to ask:

    What food/drink do you dislike the most?

    P.S. want some grapefruit juice?

  • #22190
     Tiffany 
    Participant

    And my absolutely disgusting food to eat was…drum roll please…Costco hot dogs! It’s been so long since I’ve had one, it was wrapped in a PRICE CLUB LABEL. That’s right kids, 1993. I think all hot dogs are disgusting, but I have also dated someone who worked in the Costco cafeteria in the past, so I find anything made there particularly gross (except the fro-yo) because I know what’s happening behind those doors. I did not film it because I don’t need to hear Noah’s jokes about phallic food going in my mouth. I can tell you that with enough toppings I could make this into something I could stand. The lesson to take away then is that clearly if we cover up life’s bullshit with enough garnishes, it becomes bearable. Yay!

  • #22191
     Chelsea 
    Participant

    Tomato juice sucks. Seriously. Take my word for it and do not drink tomato juice ever.

    https://www.pscp.tv/w/bFpq1zFkclFlWk5hT1pOS2J8MW5BS0VlbnJRYmtLTGtwDS6_xAOvW2AXzthbgYnCRC-WrH8lMGXFIYowUbfw

  • #22192
     Winston Smith 
    Participant

    Aww, look at @maddyxxx having a perfectly reasonable idea! I ain’t gonna make a video, but I can definitely confirm that mustard is still an abomination. One spoon, Gulden’s spicy brown mustard, I’d have to give it a pretty solid F. I can’t taste anything good that might be hiding behind that sea of vinegar.

    Since everyone is tellin’ stories, I’ve hated mustard for as long as I remember. When I was probably 8-10 or so, my grandmother and I were taking a day trip somewhere like the zoo. We stopped at McDonalds for food, where she got me 2 hamburgers, both with mustard. I remember being revolted by the smell, in the back seat of my parents car, trying to eat one and just not being able to choke it down. I don’t even remember for sure where we were going, but I remember that fucking hamburger with mustard.

    People who lived through the Great Depression don’t have any sympathy for kids who don’t like certain foods. Like, at all. So, I went hungry that day. Mustard fucking suuuuuucks, would starve again.

  • #22193
     Robert Fuller 
    Participant

    There are a lot of foods I hate, but I went with the one that most traumatized me as a child.
    https://www.pscp.tv/horkology/1djxXLklNjkxZ?t=

  • #22195
     Jackie 
    Participant

    @winstonsmith
    This guy fucking gets it. Mustard is the devil.

  • #22197
     Robert Fuller 
    Participant

    I also agree with a lot of other choices people made: flan, pesto, liver and onions (almost did that one myself), black licorice, celery. These are all terrible, terrible things.

  • #22198
     Maranda 
    Participant

    Sounds like an interesting experiment, so I thought I’d give it a try. Since I’m in rural Japan not much is available that fits the criteria of “something I had ten years ago and didn’t like,” so I had to make do. As a kid I tried vegetable juice once and disliked it, and I haven’t had any since. The closest thing from my tiny local grocery store was “sweet tomato juice” (あまいトマト)so that’s what I chose to accompany my lunch today. Now, I love tomatoes in every shape and form but tomato juice is something I’ve perhaps been subconsciously avoiding.

    Periscope link

    Verdict: Not bad, tastes like soup. Would drink again, though I prefer my tomatoes savory rather than sweet.

  • #22199
     Thomas 
    Participant

    I tried the challenge today with mushrooms the one thing I absolutely hated as a child growing up. And the result was that they weren’t nearly as bad as I thought they would be. Still not big on the consistency but the taste was ok. That just goes to show you that time changes things and not to be afraid to try new foods or experiences.

  • #22200
     Buz Wallick 
    Moderator

    Time’s tickin’.

  • #22201
     superstar 
    Participant

    I was a pretty open-minded eater as a kid, so I had a tough time today coming up with a food or beverage I absolutely hated. So, I put it out to the community, and @mkarrett graciously delivered a bottle of “the nastiest liquor I have” to my house. Here’s my assessment of Aquavit:

    Drinking Aquavit for the System

  • #22202
     Lawrence Meyers 
    Participant

    What I learned:

    One person’s delight is another person’s poison.

    Now, everybody pass your plate to the person on your left.

  • #22203
     Brad Ruwe 
    Participant

    Since @maddyxxx isn’t here to expound some deeper meaning behind his task now that we’ve (mostly) all partaken in his task, I’ll follow @larry that what he wrote is likely exactly the “deeper meaning” behind this. Yes Noah wanted us to re-evaluate our past thoughts and feelings. But guess what, MANY of us still hate those food and drink items. I probably had one of the less extreme reactions (no puke on my end) but I still will likely never voluntarily eat octopus again. Very few, if any, came out of this with a changed perception.

    BUT, since he had us all broadcast our food quests, we saw the varied responses. For just about any item, someone was in SHOCK that someone else couldn’t stand it. I freaking love cole slaw, and to hear there’s people out there who despise it sounds utterly strange to me.

    So even if none of us really found a new appreciation for a food, it was a reminder that just because something is great / awful to us, it is by no means a standard across the board. Opinions are just that, opinions, and far from a universal fact.

    So way to go Noah. I still don’t trust you and your System, but you managed to come up with a task with a pretty fantastic lesson.

  • #22204
     Maddyxxx 
    Participant

    Sleep-sleeps time @nothenrygale… Thank you for the compliment but while it may look like we are playing checkers, it’s a bit of 3-D chess.

    Update in the morning.

    Let’s all wake up, shave 1997 off our face and hit the ground running.

    Night night.

    • #22231
       Robert Fuller 
      Participant

      So even if none of us really found a new appreciation for a food, it was a reminder that just because something is great / awful to us, it is by no means a standard across the board. Opinions are just that, opinions, and far from a universal fact.

      So way to go Noah. I still don’t trust you and your System, but you managed to come up with a task with a pretty fantastic lesson.

      I had the opposite lesson, in the sense that I was surprised by just how many people share my own food aversions (I also hate cole slaw, by the way). I agree with the vast majority of them, in fact. For me, the lesson is that nothing is as bad as your childhood self thought it was. I still hate Triscuits, but it’s not the worst thing in the world and I can finally imagine eating one without feeling like I want to gag.

      Cottage cheese, on the other hand …

  • #22205
     Lawrence Meyers 
    Participant

    Actually, I went back and had more cottage cheese. Not so bad, after all.
    And Planty LOVES broccoli!

    But I think @nothenrygale came up short.

    @winstonsmith and I were talking on another thread about those who see one thing as incontrovertible truth find that others think they are fucking crazy. But if one’s long-held perspectives, based on perception (such as taste) are re-examined, what was once crazy may now appear perfectly sane.

    Or in the case of @maddyxxx

    Crazy as a fox! But please, don’t make that update too early. Some of us sleep in.

  • #22208
     Megan 
    Participant

    Very few, if any, came out of this with a changed perception.

    Speak for yourself. I ate sheep organs. And after I finished that scotch had 2 more.

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