July 22, 2017 at 4:24 pm #20095
I wake up from my night shift, and exactly one minute later my phone rings.
“Hello Jackie, do I even need to introduce myself?” And Noah sounds like he’s chomping away at something.
“Oh Hi Noah! How are you!” As I need to go from sleep to awake, immediately. Ill admit, I was not in ‘truly successful people skull fuck their mothers’ mode.
“Well I don’t know, ‘only losers admit failure’ ” He whines out in a mocking tone. Clearly He’s ready my answer, from when I bought my garbage seats. “Why are you not a loser. Tell me.”
“Does my opinion matter?”
“Wow. What a fucking fail right there.” As he eats some more. “Tell me Jackie, why are you a winner.”
I went back to my original video I did for when we were asked about why would be want to be the Noah Insider, “I’m ruthless. And sweet. So it’s never expected.”
“Wow. What a fucking waste of 30 seconds.” And he hung up.
What a garbage can fire of a phone call! Appropriate for my seats that I bought! Don’t worry, I’ve been underestimated before. 😉 <3
July 22, 2017 at 4:28 pm #20098
July 22, 2017 at 4:33 pm #20100Anonymous
I just heard from Noah as well. Talking about my pent up rage and how he wants me to be more like him. Ragging on me for only being a fucking script coordinator. He had me go to a place where people were around and yell, “Dan DaCunha is a fucking winner!” Twice. Then he said he wasted too much time on the call with me and hung up.
July 22, 2017 at 4:33 pm #20101
July 22, 2017 at 4:34 pm #20102
I suspect people who bought a ticket to The System event should keep their phones within arm’s reach today.
July 22, 2017 at 4:41 pm #20103KortneyParticipant
“Wow. What a fucking waste of 30 seconds.”
I fucking love this guy.
July 22, 2017 at 4:47 pm #20107
Hahaha @shankfx22 Right?
I am getting the sense that he enjoys knocking people down to see how hard they will fight for what they want… so how badly do you want to be a part of The System?
I like this thing. This particular rabbit hole interests me because it asks the question: Self improvement at all cost. But at the cost of what? Noah doesn’t frighten me, arouse me or dissuade me. He is an excellent mascot for The System. I don’t need to be be him, to take whatever he has to offer, or isn’t offering. Deep in my core, there’s a darkness, a visceral creature living under pressure inside me, and I’d like to use that blackness, instead of it using me. That’s what I want, and will get, from The System. I can be successful in their model; but I don’t think most obvious participants will do/could do it while simultaneously polishing their cat spoon collection. I’ve got a new age rage.
July 22, 2017 at 4:48 pm #20108
July 22, 2017 at 4:51 pm #20112Anonymous
@theladyj Almost cool. In it to win it was already sold out.
July 22, 2017 at 4:52 pm #20113Anonymous
They are testing the waters of everyone that bought a ticket it would seem.
July 22, 2017 at 4:54 pm #20116
July 22, 2017 at 4:57 pm #20117Anonymous
@theladyj Ha! You’re a sweetie. <3
July 22, 2017 at 5:02 pm #20118
July 22, 2017 at 5:02 pm #20119Lawrence MeyersParticipant
Looks like some of you will be petting GARBAGE KITTY as you strain your necks to get a look past the rest of us.
July 22, 2017 at 5:03 pm #20120AddisonParticipant
I just got a call from Noah as well. My conversation was a bit different – he called me out for being ride or die Resistance but still buying the top tier ticket to The System. Then he mentioned thinking I had my finger on the pulse of the community, and he gave me an activity and decision that I’m not sure I can actually post about (he said he didn’t give a fuck what I do before hanging up), but it makes me nervous.
Honestly, after this call, this whole thing feels like a trap.
Partway through the conversation, he also asked if I listened to Clay Aiken. I do not.
July 22, 2017 at 5:04 pm #20121
July 22, 2017 at 5:05 pm #20123
@kevin I’m honestly 50/50 with this. I could see him not giving a fuck and just saying whatever he feels like because he feels entitled and can. I could also see him using this tactic to see who will fight the hardest and I see these people benefiting him greatly. They will be the best candidates in his little System army in whatever he seeks to gain.
July 22, 2017 at 5:06 pm #20124
July 22, 2017 at 5:07 pm #20125
July 22, 2017 at 5:10 pm #20126
July 22, 2017 at 5:14 pm #20127
I spoke with Noah today. He broke me down to build me up again. Simple, direct & confident.
July 22, 2017 at 5:14 pm #20128Lauren BelloModerator
The Resistance suggested at one point that Horace might be grooming Taylor to be his new puppet-leader. Maybe that’s why Taylor came in for such an extra share of hostility from Noah. He doesn’t want to be replaced.
July 22, 2017 at 5:18 pm #20129Anonymous
@anthonydux Details bro?
July 22, 2017 at 5:18 pm #20130
July 22, 2017 at 5:28 pm #20131
I picked up and heard. “Hi Anthony this is Noah Sinclair.” I said hello. Noah asked “Why can’t you answer a simple question. What’s your biggest failure”.
In the questionnaire I wrote that I was here for him to answer it for me.
He then shouted “what’s two plus two” he was not amused when I answered 6 and told me not to be a smart ass.
He asked if the the sky is up or down. I said Down and Noah sarcastically said “was that really that hard?”
He asked again what my biggest failure. After he said “go to the community. I will be watching.”
July 22, 2017 at 5:29 pm #20132Anonymous
Got a call while seated in the Arclight Dome.
Movie starts in 5 minutes so I pick up.
“Well don’t you have fucking perfect timing.”
Noah: “Buz I need you to shut the fuck up and do exactly as I say ok? Turn to the person to your right and tell them word for word ‘I, Buz, am a fucking loser but the system can save me and it save you too.’ Then high five them.
So I turn to my little brother and say this to him and he looks at me like I just started wacking off in the theater. But he accepted my high five.
“My brother enjoyed that.”
Then Noah says “Alright now turn to your left and tell a stranger the same thing.”
So I turn and look at a little old lady and tell her the same thing. She shifts uncomfortably and turns away. I chuckle.
Noah: “Fucking right.”
July 22, 2017 at 5:31 pm #20133
July 22, 2017 at 5:33 pm #20134
@thebuz Oh my god. This is tremendous. Remind me to try that on you next time we’re at a bar.
July 22, 2017 at 5:35 pm #20135
@thebuz Incredible. This is the best one so far.
July 22, 2017 at 5:38 pm #20136SageParticipant
@thebuz, hahahaa! Incredible, enjoy the next 2 hours of awkwardness!
July 22, 2017 at 5:43 pm #20137
July 22, 2017 at 5:48 pm #20138
@thebuz Noah’s doing what he does best: ramping the awkwardness up to 11/10. I fully expect him to top that by the end of the day though!
July 22, 2017 at 5:51 pm #20139
July 22, 2017 at 6:11 pm #20142KINGKILL33Participant
“Hey it’s Nooaahhh Sinclair!”
“I am a failure in life…because I suck at life? Are you mocking me Michael with this answer?”
“HAHA Yes I am!”
“You work in the film industry right? Do you love what you do or do you half ass it when you go to work?”
“I love what I do and have a passion for it. I dont believe that I half ass anything at work.”
“You’re a father now right? Do you do everything you can to be the best dad or do you call it in?”
“Yes, I am a dad now. I try to do everything I can to be there for my daughter, it’s not the easiest thing getting used to, but I believe that I am being the best that I can be.”
“Well, why the FUCK you give me a bullshit answer?! WHY DO YOU FAIL IN LIFE?”
I provided some half answer as I don’t really know how to answer that one, I think I’m a pretty cool dude, and never considered myself a failure.
“Who’s your best friend Michael?” I provided that answer for him. “Good, now call him right now and merge the calls. Get him on the phone and explain to your friend why you think you fail in life.”
At this, I was starting to get concerned, my friend doesn’t do these ARG’s or shows that I do. He has no interest in it at all. So I call him and merge the calls, best friend, Noah, and myself all on the party line lol. I explain to my friend that I’m a failure in life and he’s like WTF are you talking about? I give him the same excuse that I give to Noah and that I fail in life cause I look for easy ways out and try to take shortcuts when I can.
Noah comes on and tells my friend “Michael is trying to better his life and I am helping him.” So now my friend thinks he may be some doctor? haha
“Look I know Mike, and he doesn’t take any shortcuts, he busts his ass everyday at work and does everything he can to not fail. What you do fail at in life is making dumb drunk decisions and taking stupid risks that can get you hurt! I don’t know who this dude is or why he’s trying to help you. You’ve gone a far way and I’ve known you since we went to film school together. Mike isn’t a failure.”
Noah comes back on, “Can you repeat all that, I was taking a shit.”
My friend loses it!! haha I’ll have to call back and apologize to him and explain what just happened, but he starts cussing and going off on Noah. He doesn’t understand why i am calling him and this is some joke. I tell him it’s not a joke and that I was forced to call.
“You were never forced to call Michael.”
“Yes, you’re right Noah.”
As I was trying to explain why and what this phone call was about to my friend, I saw that Noah had hung up and that was that. Still not sure what that phone call’s point was since I still didn’t give an honest answer to Noah’s question. Maybe he just wanted to introduce a little chaos into my life since I don’t seem to take him that seriously. As far as him “making” me call my friend and explaining to my friend why I think I fail, I definitely got some unexpected opinion from my friend why he thinks I fail. At the least, I can take that to heart and know my friend is only speaking the truth.
But christ, was that phone call crazy. I thought it was gonna be Noah rambling about this or that, yea ok Noah… but damnit, I have to say Noah twisted my world upside down there, even if it was for a few minutes. Nice play Noah!!
July 22, 2017 at 6:18 pm #20143
@kingkill33 I felt so many emotions reading that lol At first I felt uncomfortable that he “made” you call your friend and merge the calls, then I felt sentimental that your friend vouched for how awesome of a person you are (this I already know), and then felt anxious when he started to fight Noah with his words lol WHAT. A. FUCKING. RIDE. Needless to say, I’d say Noah succeeded in causing chaos, but also go you a truthful answer to the question. I still can’t gage if he has a silver lining to him or not, but god damn Mike, you just had quite the Saturday lol Stop jumping off balconies at concerts and breaking your damn ankles! 😉
July 22, 2017 at 6:19 pm #20144
July 22, 2017 at 6:23 pm #20145
My biggest failure that I told Noah was a lack of confidence. It was the first thing to jump into my head. I feel like resisting temptation would have been more accurate answer.
I have an “I’m almost cool” ticket.
July 22, 2017 at 6:23 pm #20146KINGKILL33Participant
I have since apologized to my friend and he’s ok now, but he certainly doesn’t like “that piece of shit Noah dude, fuck him!” ?
July 22, 2017 at 6:24 pm #20147
“You were never forced to call Michael.”
That comment. Right there.
You were never forced to do anything. None of us are forced to do anything. We choose to allow it. Oof.
July 22, 2017 at 6:24 pm #20148KortneyParticipant
I love that he’s getting other people involved that aren’t previously involved to spread The System and it’s work. Beyond fun.
July 23, 2017 at 9:29 pm #20166Taylor WintersParticipant
These are amazing. Glad this Noah is back to his Clown Price ways. I find him much more enjoyable as a chaotic force compared to a Sarah or Horace mouthpiece.
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